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      Today, I finished re-cabling my beloved Brompton S2L ( he is called Billy by the way ) and feel like a Greek God who has just a particularly pleasant day hurling thunderbolts at  Health and Safety clerks!   So what, you say. Well, I am the most cack handed mechanic you could hope to meet. Also, my toolkit has a total value of three shillings and sixpence, I NEVER have the right socket, or allen key, so I resort to using my late Father's shifting spanner to the detriment of everything I apply it to. I think nothing of spending hundreds on biking clothes, or trinkets to upgrade my bikes, but I would cross the road rather than spend on tools that aren't dirt cheap.       &n bsp;       &nbs p;        His Most Glorious Zeus of Holderness CDM.

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    your a bit of a tit then.

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    Brompton = Massive Tit

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     Thanks lads... you've just reminded me why I should never post here.

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    Ignore them They are not from Yorkshire and by that it makes them Wankers.

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    Excellent work Ted; they are indeed southern which shouldn't excuse them, but they are dumb as fuck.Hope you can make it to the Dalby ride, I'm sure it would go swimmingly well on your Brompton. Also, there will be cake.Your ever lovingKarlos.

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    *shakes head* What the Hell is going on?

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    I believe the tongue missed the cheek

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      Hey Karlos,       & nbsp;       &nb sp;  Lovely to hear from you again old girl.I have been abroad  quite a bit recently.  I will PM you, I wont post again here. If this a commmercial enterprise someone really ought to take care of the c@nts. I will not be back.

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    Oh come now, Treacle, don't over react it's just banter.Play us a tune.

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    Good grief!

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    BM member that specializes in self-derision gets upset when others join in. Either you are the tit you make yourself to be and the comments are justified or you are not (and have a complete set of Snap-on and Shimano tools in a beautiful storage box on wheels) and should sit there smugly smiling at the abuse your troll persona gets.

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      Bollocks! I am gone!

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     ps: another non satisfied customer leaves this site and spends his money somewhere else, fcuk you all.

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    Hehehe...stick it to em' Ted, give em Hell!Go down in flames man!

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    Brompton, isnt that another word for a strange sexual fetish,and its called Billy the Brompton.

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    No it's a name for a bike which is designed to collapse...I mean even the 11lb XC racers aren't designed to do that well for at least the duration of one ride

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    Astonishing!

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