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    D'oh! Don't play on the tracks (or platform) kids!I'll put 5 on him suing the makers of the bike for his inability to stop in time though.

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    Let's just hope he didn't have his brakes sorted at BHB's lbs!

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    It's ok if he did - they'll at least give him some rotor bolts...

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    The picture used in the sky article shows an ordinary set of rail lines flat bottomed rail, there is no live third rail.IF EVER YOU SEE ANYONE IN CONTACT WITH THE 3RD RAIL, NEVER TOUCH THEM OR ANYTHING TOUCHING THE 3RD RAIL,AS THE CURRENT MAY NOT HAVE BEEN SWITCHED OFF.If it happens at a station there should be a green phone marked electrification use this to notify electric control room.3RD RAIL IS SUPPORTED ON POT INSULATORS AND IS HIGHER THAN THE OTHER TWO RAILS.

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    If I saw anyone on a train track I wouldnt go near them full stop.I have an irrational fear of vehicles that travel on tracks and the tracks themselves.

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    What a muppet!!!

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    Buster Keyton has a lot to answer for, he was always tied to the tracks.Also trains very rarely wander from the tracks as do cars.

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    I have a fantasy about ravishing a woman tied to some train tracks, obviously I set her free afterwards.

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    I have a fantasy about ravishing a woman tied to some train tracks, obviously I set her free afterwardsBest to wait for the next rail strike,

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    Best to wait for the next rail strike,Lord SB, you've no sense of excitement do you

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    Lord SB, you've no sense of excitement do you Well hes tied her to the track avoiding the live rail, and suddenly round the corner comes Cwm driving his Hst125, at 125 miles an hour, time for a bit of premature ejeculation from both ends i think.

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    lmaowhen did you last see an HST actually doing 125mph?

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    Global Clam Lap '08

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    trainmagic.com

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    SB as a lad (many years ago)

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    first picture is me lying in the 4 foot, next to the motion of a steam train, no health and safety then, note the bull head rail and chocks and chairs, on the sllepers.Second picture , Arthur Scargil, look alike, with a a set of merry go round coal wagons behind him , desigigned to ferry coal from pits to power stations.Younger reader may have to ask an older person about Arthur Scargill and the coal pits, and theyre not a pop group.

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    Maybe not - but they should've been!

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