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    Senior Member Dan  : /'s Avatar
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    ..when giving blood?Went to my local blood thingy last night, as they were jabbing the needle in they told me to clench my fist. I did. I squirted blood all over the nurse and my shirt Poor fella behind me was doing it for the first time and looked mortified! (PS give blood kids....  no , really.. go and do it.. )

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    Dan.That gets the award for thread title of the year....

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    Does squirting in a nurse count?

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    Does having a rather long lacivious night with a few student nurses back in my uni days count?

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    No

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    I think it does, anyway I can't give blood.

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    Senior Member Dan  : /'s Avatar
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    Is yours' too infected with STD's BHb ?

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    aaah,..  piecings yes?

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    inkage

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    huh ? Do tats and piecings mean you cant give blood ?

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    oh..

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    Senior Member Dan  : /'s Avatar
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    huh ? Do tats and piecings mean you cant give blood ?I'm not too sure..I know you can't if you've had recent piecings. ah it's only if you've had them in the last 6 months-  get to the blood place BHB

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    http://www.blood.co.uk/pages/flash_questions.html

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    I still can't give blood lol I'm a work in progress (however, I was always led to believe it was 12)

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    Fair play. I can then.What about copious amounts of class A, B & C drug use in the past ? I'm asking for a mate ...... obviously.

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    er.. I think if you've ever er.. injected  you won't be able to..have you injected Bob? Hmmmmm? have you? does your mother know? what about your pimp...hmmmm?

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    Nah, not lived it up that much Dannyboy. Just enjoyed and fun stuff.....

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    good lad; I'm not sure it's "living it up" though really; most smackheads don't look like they're feeling very "Rad"

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    Hep C?

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