My mum just sent me this:Are you available to come to a charity pancake competition tonight?the organisers have the pans and the ingredients, they just need a tosser...It was sent on tuesday but only now it came through as my phones been off
Well she was certainly texting a tosser.
I heard she also txt it to you...
She is not allowed to text me anymore after I got the injunction out to stop her stalking me.
......i shot my batter all over your mum DONG........wouldnt be able to make pancakes out of it though.....well not really.
Thats ok dan i had to use the flour to find your mothers wet spot.....
SO wrong and yet so funny.
A bit like life
and when you found it was it wet? Or dry like a un-lubed cat flap?
getting even worse.....
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next Tue [6th] night ride to be from car park over the road from The Branch pub Shipley. BD18 3BX. 7:30
Not sure if pub is open again but we'll worry about that if/when it happens.
Thats some sleep, 6 months to fill a page
Drivel never dies, just sleeps for a while.
I have no idea, so maybe the new forum member could enlighten me?