My mum just sent me this:Are you available to come to a charity pancake competition tonight?the organisers have the pans and the ingredients, they just need a tosser...It was sent on tuesday but only now it came through as my phones been off
Well she was certainly texting a tosser.
I heard she also txt it to you...
She is not allowed to text me anymore after I got the injunction out to stop her stalking me.
......i shot my batter all over your mum DONG........wouldnt be able to make pancakes out of it though.....well not really.
Thats ok dan i had to use the flour to find your mothers wet spot.....
SO wrong and yet so funny.
A bit like life
and when you found it was it wet? Or dry like a un-lubed cat flap?
getting even worse.....
The only free drinks will be the ones bought for me. 2 day bash? Christ, I'l be tucked up in bed, snoring, by 10pm.
If ther's free drinks I can do Thursday as well, is it a 2 day bash ?
I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me. It's almost as if i've sustained a heavy blow to the head...
Also, you are BHB and I claim my £5 - what have you done with Alx, you ba5tard?
You can see Latrigg and Skiddaw from our house.......oh and Her Ladyship will be baking when we get there.