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Thread: Txt from my mam

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    Senior Member DING,'s Avatar
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    My mum just sent me this:Are you available to come to a charity pancake competition tonight?the organisers have the pans and the ingredients, they just need a tosser...It was sent on tuesday but only now it came through as my phones been off

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    Senior Member Mister Bump's Avatar
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    Well she was certainly texting a tosser.

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    Senior Member DING,'s Avatar
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    I heard she also txt it to you...

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    Senior Member Mister Bump's Avatar
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    She is not allowed to text me anymore after I got the injunction out to stop her stalking me.

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    Senior Member Dirty Karlos's Avatar
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    Same here.

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    ......i shot my batter all over your mum DONG........wouldnt be able to make pancakes out of it though.....well not really.

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    Senior Member DING,'s Avatar
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    Thats ok dan i had to use the flour to find your mothers wet spot.....

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    Senior Member Dirty Karlos's Avatar
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    lol

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    Wrong.....

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    SO wrong and yet so funny.

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    A bit like life

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    Senior Member Podge's Avatar
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    and when you found it was it wet? Or dry like a un-lubed cat flap?

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    getting even worse.....

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