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    The GF has told me a bunch of scientologists have set up a stall next to where she is working.Got any one liners I can use on them when I pick her up at the end of the day?*Sniggers*

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    Tom Cruise is a karni-midget.

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    Can I buy you a pint? Or (if female) Do you fancy a quick shag? Both guaranteed to offend true scientologists!

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    http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/sure this will help

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    So, how much does it cost to reach the afterlife?

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    Can you recommend any good science fiction authors ?
    Logical

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    Is that similar to Jedism ?
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    Much more like Jism really.

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    Would you like to read this book? It's called "How to fleece gullible f**kwits"

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    Laughable really, do people really fall for this pap?Buy your way into the afterlife!LOL 

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    Tom Cruise deserved an Oscar for Born on the 4th July.

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    I was approached by someone on town who was brandishing a Dianetics book. I looked him square in the eye and told him that I only read quality science fiction. Don't get me wrong, I'm not singling out Scientology. I object to anyone who pushes their belief system in my face. Hail Satan!

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    I only read quality science fictionNice, I think that's the one. Hehe 

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    Anyone see the Loui Theroux Docuspoof on Scientology? Quite funny.

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    Yeah

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    No, but I saw the one where the BBC journalist lost his rag. Most amusing.

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    Er, you are all now being watched.......................................
    Waving at the proles.

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    Blimey, Mick Hucknall has let himself go.

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    How about "so when did you have your frontal lobotomy?"NB this is also good for B&Q staff
    SIMMERING CAULDRON OF RAGE

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    I think Star Wars is more believable.
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