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    With a crusty paste on them

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    ...coated in that white dog shit from the 70's, which went a long way to explain where the majoirty of it had disappeared to over the last few decades but also aided the transition of many a whore's...
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    Senior Member MLR                                                                                             's Avatar
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    worts, which can only treated by the use of a ducks

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    ... Innuendo laden with ...

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    ... Surrey hills, where incidentally Mrs Hacklethwaite the fishmongers wife happened to be ...

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    ...Where Larry the Woodlouse had just snorted an entirely unfeasible amount of mustard powder from a particularly attractive ladybird's behind when all of a sudden....

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    ...which was a surprise given the usual incessant festering innuendo that appears hourly, much like...

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