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    ... gaseous space octopus. Whilst performing the said double fisted Octiobotomy our lorraine just happened to notice that she had a dripping wet...
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    ... which in many ways reminded her of her University days when....

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    many a curious injury was explained by...
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    ... Daffodils which had just poked themselves through the frozen earth , ready to be...

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    .. a vase of cold water, along with a little bit of sugar to prevent them drooping prematurely. This begs the obvious question...

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    ...gently and patiently spread...
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    ... lard on her crumpets, before suddenly 4 members of SWAT burst through the door holding....
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