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    It feels great.

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    hmm, nice : |

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    I'm wearing expensive lined trousers too, silkyness :)

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    What you are Arnie in the 80's?

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    Senior Member Dirty Karlos's Avatar
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    That too :)Can't keep me hands out me pockets though...

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    watch you don't follow though. I'm feeling good in that department today too - I bought a Phillips Bodyshave so I'm all nice and smooth in the sack, crack and no-man's land area.

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    edit - can't insert pictures on BM

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    *Raises a glass to swinging balls everywhere*

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    Commando is always the way to go ! FREEDOM !

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    Senior Member Dirty Karlos's Avatar
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    I swear my knob has grown, it's the way forward.

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    so now you can see it

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    As I said to my missus when I got in tonight It's so cold out there my knob's like an acorn.""Oh, so it's got bigger then?"But in all seriousness, Dirty, what's happening is that the back of your head is rubbing against the inside of your trousers. This is leading to tumescence or, as it's known in medical parlance: a semi-lobbon. The effect is only temporary. Just drop your trousers and watch it return to normal size."

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    But in all seriousness, Dirty, what's happening is that the back of your head is rubbing against the inside of your trousers. This is leading to tumescence or, as it's known in medical parlance: a semi-lobbon. The effect is only temporary. Just drop your trousers and watch it return to normal size.PMSL! p

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    And again, on a serious note if I may? What are you doing with regards to urination throughout your commando phase?You see, after one (a chap that is).... after one micturates there's always a few drips left around the Jap's eye. This is generally negated by slipping the old chap back into the underpant and allowing natural absorbsion. (Unless of course you leave that bolt of urine in the piss pipe which only comes out after zipping up. The resultant friendly fire leaves a map of Africa on the trouser front.) But I digress. Back to the normal load of a few errant drips. You don't have the absorbsion of an underpant so those drips are going to soak into the trouser or worse you'll feel them strike just above the knee.

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    Senior Member Bobby Charlton's Avatar
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    Sorry, Paul, but I'm not here for your benefit and juvenile humour. What occurs in a gentleman's trouser is a serious matter.

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    I agree completely - and as a pierced and circumcised gentleman myself, the subject of errant drops interests me immensely...*snigger*

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    I prefer to 'dab' in the privacy of my own cubicle personally...

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    As a lady would do? Am I correct? Pierced? Which bit?

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    *link to piercing pic - DON'T CLICK IF OFFENDED*prince albert(not me btw)

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