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  1. #681
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    wasnt me i nearly took out 4. good luck finding him

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    Jesus rides beside me - he never buys any smokes.

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    huh?

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    Just being annoying!:)

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    MUST KILL MERC CNUT MUST KILL MERC CNUT MUST KILL MERC CNUT MUST KILL MERC CNUT MUST KILL MERC CNUT MUST KILL MERC CNUT MUST KILL MERC CNUT MUST KILL MERC CNUT MUST KILL MERC CNUT MUST KILL MERC CNUT MUST KILL MERC CNUT MUST KILL MERC CNUT MUST KILL MERC CNUT MUST KILL MERC CNUT AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

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    whats he done nobby?

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    Joined the motorway at about 60 & carved straight across 4 lanes of rush hour traffic & caused me & 2 other cars actually off the road. Fortunately there was a bit if tarmac between the outside lane & the barrier so we're all still alive.He then sat there oblivious for about 6 miles & then did exactly the same to leave the motorway at the next junction.Aaarrrggghhh. Telling ya makes me wanna go & find him now CNUT :[

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    seen a few twats do that before. you should have followed him home waited untill he went inside and left his tyres down. glad you werent killed though

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    Two reasons for not following him:1) I'd have caused an accident swerving across the motorway like him.2) I needed to get home.3) If I had it's likely to have been more than his tyres!I wish prolonged incontinence on the scum!

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    you'll have to beat everyone up in a white merc then. ;0)

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    I think I'd recognise the fat tw4t as he nearly came through my nearside window - got a good look at him.

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    Next person to nearly kill me in the car, I'm doing the Thermite trick, in a plant pot on his bonnet, melt a hole straight through his engine Want some Nobby and some Magnesium strips to get it started

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    No thanks Dyl. I want to see true fear in this muppet's eyes 'cause I nigh-on cacked myself last time I saw him.

  14. #694
    come on be funny, when he goes to start the car and realises he can see the floor through his bonnet

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    It would be funny but I need to see total fear in his eyes. Can't explain why - just do. Probably because (just for a split second) I thought I'd never see my son again. Pre-parenthood I'd probably have been happy with sugar in the fuel tank, a potato up the exhaust & diesel in the washer bottle.

  16. #696
    Okay put some on his roof, over his seat and watch him Melt ( maybe abit to far, but hey )

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    fecking bike shops p!ss me right off!!

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    FCUKING WANKERS!!WANKERS....}:|

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    WHATEVER C0CK BREATH

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