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    ...Slayer, angel of death...

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    Senior Member Dan  : /'s Avatar
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    ..can often be misunderstood and rather unfairly gets invited to hardly any dinner parties at all, due in part to...

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    I am a notta suprizda, he eez a fucking nuzanze that there angelo de mort, I nomnia patria spiritus sancti........

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    @Thepedopope above you type like a retard dude! Trying to be clever? yet all you expose is your low IQ HAHAHAAs a troll you FAIL BIG TIME!

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    said Mrs Tacklefeltcher as she unloaded the washing machine for the 12th time that day. All of a sudden her musings about her husband were interrupted by..

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    ...her autistic teenage son ...

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    ...who, to her suprise began to..

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    tug.

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    And it was not just any tug, but a vaseline & sock spectactular which involved a careful arrangement of wild bongo and

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    Didn't we all vow never to post on here again?

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    ..said the autistic son as he engaged very enthusiastically indeed in showing his mother just how..

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    well endowed he was, before putting his fingers up her rancid...

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    nostrils and dragging her across the room in her nighty and throwing her outside in the cold, yelling

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    take that biatch!  That'll teach you to put my cornflakes upside down in the bowl, at least the sewedish au pair who use to look after me was able to...

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    Remember when we all said we wouldn't post in this thread again, but it is close to Dans heart and it is nearly Christmas, so everyone thought...

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    ..Fcuk him.

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    ..and Dan was oooo keen to impress, he took down his trousers and...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegemite View Post
    ..and Dan was oooo keen to impress, he took down his trousers and...

    ...found something that seemingly died in 2010. "What a surprise!" Thought Dan as he lovingly coaxed the thing back into life with a ....

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