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    Can't help noticing that most of Dartmoor seems to be littered with sheep poo. I have written to the national park authority and complained but they havent replied. Should I write to my MP?
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    i find its reasonably catapault(sp) ammo

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    While I am on the subject of sheep poo, why is it you find lots of poo in one place? do they have poo parties?
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    Tell me, Stumpy, are you a short chap by any chance? Maybe thinning on top, and with a penchant for owning too many bikes?

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    is pete getting a sunroof?

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    Senior Member Lur'bak's Avatar
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    can you own too many bikes? and what has my short thin top got to do with it!
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    Do you get out in the countryside much Stumpy?

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    it's very sticky on the tyres, sheep poo. Ask your MP to force the shepherds to clean up after their pets like dog owners should...

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    Smidge?
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    Stumpy?

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    Senior Member Lur'bak's Avatar
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    don't know who the short little fat twat is but he looks as if he's eaten too much sheep poo, should try and stay on his bike and stop lying down at every opportunity in the vacinity of fluffy sheep.
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    I hope its not, and I was on Dartmoor to doday scary...Back to sheep shit, its also exactly the wrong/right size to be flicked up by my front wheel into my face. And yes they do seem to shit more on the bridelways than the paths, there's a bit on an old tramway from yelverton wich had , sheep, horse, and cow shit on it today, the cows stuffs the worst. The dry crust splits to expose the slimey surprise in the middle.

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    While I am on the subject of sheep poo, why is it you find lots of poo in one place? do they have poo parties?Nah, they just all go to the loo together, like women!!

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    do they dance round handbags, sheep that is
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    Only when being chased.

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    chase them often?
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    Most days.

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    catch many?
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