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    Senior Member Stan's Avatar
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    Some cnut broke into our garage last night. Not much of value in there apart from the car so they just nicked 4 pairs of SJ01's old kids shoes and some old handbags Mrs Stan put in a bag for storage.

    Off home to assess the damage.

    Wankers.
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    ‹ber wankers.
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    Bstards, glass of red come and join me down by the pond BBQ is lit
    Logical

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalesman View Post
    Bstards, glass of red come and join me down by the pond BBQ is lit
    *orders taxi - already half way down a bottle of Beaujolais Villages *

    Bloody scrotes should be horse whipped and dunked in hypochlorite, btw.
    Waving at the proles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Greenville View Post
    Bloody scrotes should be horse whipped and dunked in hypochlorite, btw.
    Yeah, I may have a a few drinks, but I've been up & down the garden ensuring all the security lights switch on, are turned to Max and are on the longest delay setting for turning off.

    Its going to cost me a new door and Alarm system for Mrs Stans piece of mind.

    If I catch any fucker trying to sneak into the garden, there's a pasting to be handed out, mark my words.
    aka Sean / Sandeep / Sylvian / Seamus....

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    Bombers in hand?
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    It's a long way to the other side of this 6' wide bed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobby View Post
    Bombers in hand?



    They WILL be OWNED!!

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    BBQ finished now, time for bed says Zeberdee
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    Hmm, a power cut to the soundtrack of 20 burglar alarms...
    Waving at the proles.

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    Logical

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    Mmmm, toasted teacakes.....
    Waving at the proles.

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    C'mon boys, let's jump in the van.
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    Would that be the yellow van?
    Kiss his arse

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    Black van with red stripe al lŠ "A-team" ?

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    White vans for the win.

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    I've just been rather childish............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Greenville View Post
    I've just been rather childish............
    Nothing new there then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Greenville View Post
    I've just been rather childish............
    Did you just shout "Hairy Balls!" from the open window of a moving car?

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    Oh dear G'man, that's as bad chucking a strobe light into a room full of epileptics.
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