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    In the car the other day, overtook a man on a bike. He was wearing his jeans halfway down his arse and displaying his underpants. Would it have been wrong of me to shout "I can see your panties"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jen J View Post
    In the car the other day, overtook a man on a bike. He was wearing his jeans halfway down his arse and displaying his underpants. Would it have been wrong of me to shout "I can see your panties"?
    It would have been funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jen J View Post
    In the car the other day, overtook a man on a bike. He was wearing his jeans halfway down his arse and displaying his underpants. Would it have been wrong of me to shout "I can see your panties"?
    I was in Tesco tonight after work, and it seemed to be teenagers night seeing who could buy alcohol ,one lad had skinny jeans with said saggy arse and a baseball cap on sideways with the words "dope" written on it and boy did he look one too.

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    There's never been a better time for red wine and cheese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stan View Post
    There's never been a better time for red wine and cheese.
    After a nice little ride today??

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    Pecans, brazils, almonds, etc, it's all good.

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    Rugby rules, mmmmmmmmm


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    Now that's the way to learn the rules!
    Last edited by BHB 10.6.6; 15-05-13 at 14:38.

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    Today's greatest achievement award goes to the young girl who managed to ride about 100 yards up the road with her handlebars and front wheel twisted backwards - she looked a little confused when she tried to use the brake levers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jen J View Post
    Today's greatest achievement award goes to the young girl who managed to ride about 100 yards up the road with her handlebars and front wheel twisted backwards - she looked a little confused when she tried to use the brake levers
    I blame the parents / instructor * ...

    * delete as appropriate

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    So here I am, sitting at a bus stop, wishing I was somewhere else.

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    No.2?_____________

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    Wooooohooooo !

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    Really?_________

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    In the words of Beck - 'Everyone's out to get you mother F*cker'....


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    And the voices said "kill them all, every last one of them".

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    Today's random sighting - a man in army-type camo clothes, carrying a set of traffic lights. I think it was a coincidence that the lights weren't working 200 yards up the road at the next junction...
    Edit - it was Moss Side...

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    Evenin' all...

    Well it's been a complete shitter of a week, and I am looking forward to some quality time with the duvet over the weekend.



    Nearly wine o'clock....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustrum Ridcully - Kicking Against The Pricks View Post
    Nearly wine o'clock....
    Don't mean to shit any more on your day but it's been legitamely wine o'clock for 7hours 57minutes.

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    Alcohol will be consumed to take away the pain of having to put up with a completely c#nty service delivery manager who knows nothing and constantly promises the business stuff on unrealistic timescales with out actually consulting with the techies who'll be doing the work..... multiple beers will wash away the stress and the urge to kill until back to the grind on Monday.

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