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    *waits to hear where it came from*

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    http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2011/02/12/212161_ntnews.htmlFull Story...

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    He said a scantily clad exotic dancer appeared after awhile and was soon performing her party trick: shooting dildos at the guestsHe said the pink projectile was flying an impressive 7m across the room and looping about 2m high.You'd pay to see that on Britain's Got Talent 

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    ""She started apologising straight away but I just said it was fine ... then I touched my forehead and there was blood."He missed the bit where he screams:"AM I CUT????? AM I CUT???!??""yes""Thank f*ck, pass me a tinnie".

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    Nobby wrote (<a>see</a>)He said a scantily clad exotic dancer appeared after awhile and was soon performing her party trick: shooting dildos at the guestsHe said the pink projectile was flying an impressive 7m across the room and looping about 2m high.You'd pay to see that on Britain's Got Talent  <img>Nah, I'd hold out for the Royal Variety Performance tickets. I'd be watching for the dildo to ravage the royal box.

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    Morning wimps, pimps and gimps. Alright, Trev? Longtime no post. Been on a grooming holiday in Thailand?

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    Maybe he was knocked out by a flying dildo and spent some time in a coma.

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    Stephen Wephen wrote (see)Maybe he was knocked out by a flying dildo and spent some time in a coma.Trevor or Prince Philip?

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    Who knows? Maybe both.

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    Ah, well it's nice to see that there's still some life on here. Sometimes I post and nothing happens, but sometimes it's like a lovely social interface where ideas are shared and thoughts aired.Anyway enough of that b0ll0cks, my left wisdom tooth is currently a constant cause of discomfort.

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    Seriously? It's all going nicely, then I post and you all go away. You're all horrible bum drillers. Or you're all having lunch.

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    *starts eating lunch* I got called away to deal with a "cuvette loader error".

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    Busy busy busy!

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    Busty busty busty.

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    That's nearly what I typed!

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    Why is it always half hour into a ride when you realise you really did need a poo before you started?I've just been clenching for 15k.  Maybe its good for my Glutes.....

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    Only happend to me once as I always slop out before a ride.Happened once though, but fortunately there is a Chateau with a café that I could get too on a local ride so managed too relieve myself.

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    There I was, happily having a poo just before going to work this morning, when I noticed I had a flat tyre

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    You poo in the garage ? Or keep the bike in the crapper ?

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    Unless it was the tyre round her waist?

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