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    Senior Member Nobby's Avatar
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    Morning mutt-bonkeys.

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    Morning domestic gods.

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    Morning all.  What a glorious morning out there.  A swift 25 miler in the sunshine has set me up for the day.

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    See now there's another reason for me not to commute by bike.  On a day like today I'd likely just keep going.

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    Morning Its time for a ride before it gets too hot

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    If I close my eyes really tight and stand out in the garden,it feels like I am back in Australia with this hot sun.Mind you dont burn today pommies.

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    Nobby wrote (see)See now there's another reason for me not to commute by bike.  On a day like today I'd likely just keep going.That thought crosses my mind on many mornings.

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    Mine too & I'm in the car 

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    Can't see that, am I missing owt?

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    Eyeballs?

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    Mud on the trails, who put that there ?Going to have to wash my bike

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    A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.. He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back.. The boy coughs up 2 of the 10p's, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly..After a few seconds the boy convulses violently andcoughs up the last of the 10p's, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "'No,' the woman replied.I'm with the Inland Revenue..'<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

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    Ding, can you help me out with a favour?

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    Morning all

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    Just about Missy.

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    I'm not late, I've been to the doctors' to see the vampire nurse (she wanted some blood, but I told her she wasn't getting any!)

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    Hello MR.

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    isnt ut about time you were a dad?

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