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    Well, it was ok, apart from the klinkers...:\"|2006-09-11 09:02:35.957000000"

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    *rushes out to buy 15g's worth of pork bellies...."|2010-06-22 20:14:56.847000000"

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    Its the lateral movement of the knee that could aggrevate the patela tendon, ie breast stroke would be bad, he said I'd get away with crawl but best just rest, 3 weeks ain't long....is it... :\"|2006-10-24 14:25:36.847000000"

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    Who said that? :-\"|2006-09-25 13:17:08.587000000"

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    LOL - currently pedalling I assume. As soon as Karlos sees her he'll go 'Jeeezus! What's that fat little shit doing in my 'ouse?"|2006-12-04 17:20:20.207000000"

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    ow! DK you complete and utter B@stard"|2007-06-08 16:11:58.700000000"

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    Co-codamol and beer is a potent mix. I tried it and had to be carried home after 4 pints.I'm impressed. The only time I mixed the two I fell asleep in the curry house loo after only two bottles of Kingfisher =8o\"|2007-05-18 11:33:29.890000000"

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    *feels ashamed* sorry=: \"|2006-10-13 15:57:33.893000000"

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    Riding with a clear head is proving a bit of a challenge for me at the moment...#o\"|2007-05-03 18:19:59.380000000"

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    An number of pints of Landlord appear to be fcukin' with my mind at the mo' :\"|2006-11-07 22:10:19.717000000"

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    Oh and BTW I'm 6'1"|2006-09-18 15:15:20.100000000"

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    A post from earlier in the Battle with Ellie I'm having.Pheonix ( a female) has joined in...I wouldn't go as far as to say offended Pheonix, more perplexed.As I've stated, my reply was rather flippant but totally misunderstood by Ellie. Once I'd explained that she continued to criticize my humour by the stereotyping of me as a 'worrr' kinda fella.I'm not. My internet persona has obviously given that impression and I will refrain from such humour in future.You say it seems unfair to start dishing out opinions of someone around this place. Why? I only have the words that people use to express themselves on a forum to judge them by unless I know otherwise, which in this case, I don't. She made the first comment that I found somewhat uncalled for; if it happened in a social situation I would've behaved the same, only it would've been obvious I was taking the piss with my comment because you would've seen my face. I thought I'd got that across by the use of the emoticon; maybe I used the wrong one, I don't know or care.If you stand back enough you'll see this for what it is and how it started. If you can make a rational and unbiased opinion based on how you would like to be treated yourself, I think you'll find yourself arriving at the same point as me.I'm sure there are quite a few Ellie supporters on this site, you're all a fairly socialable bunch from the looks of it. I don't want contention of any sort but I'll defend any comments or viewpoints I write on this site.If you must: roll up, roll up..."Fcukin kiddies...Ed. #o

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    I saw a program on tv the other day where the daughter was getting quite squeamish at the tales of her parents kissing each other whilst taking a dump. LOLReminds me of Joan Collins saying If you wanna keep a man, don't let him see you on the loo!"Yeah right, you've got a great track record luv...o

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    Shut the fcuk up FLaP. We all get along fine in here and thats all you need to know.}:-\"|2007-06-25 15:52:42.577000000"

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    It is :-\"|2007-01-10 11:44:22.947000000"

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    Speaking of cows, I've just had two Big Mac meals, I had some vouchers :\"|2006-10-10 13:13:27.407000000"

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    He's offered but I'm struggling to get away at the minute. Got 3 months of building work underway that's proving costly in time & money \"|2007-07-16 22:32:02.437000000"

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