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    Stop letting people push things up it then. And don't ask me again, as you'll get the same answer of 'NO' as the last time you asked.

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    I like to shout out "no Mr Bond I expect you to die" everytime I get a touch of the brown laser!

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    I think it's safe to go to the toilet again. clicky

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    PM chilli x AM coffee = pebbledashing (relief = wet wipes - chilli sting x lack of gurgly belly)

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    Kenyan coffee = Mega-Poo

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    Christ that hurt, looked like a couple of Kenyans just dropped out my ass! IGMC.

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    Grow up.

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    wtf!!!!!

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    Sod off.

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    Dirty Karlos wrote (see)Grow up.?????????

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    Just had a full cafetiere of coffee, really having to pinch hard now!

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    *heads off to birthing room to deliver twins*

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    My daily 07:06 poos are back.

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    But you don't get up 'til 8.

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    LOL

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    I have periods where my 11:00am poo changes to a 7.19am poo. Which is a bit awkward as I leave at 7.23 for work. At the same time I seem to get a 4am poo, which is fecking annoying. Never been able to link up the reason why..... And why is it that when you want rush / return to bed its always a 1000 wipe poo?

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    8am and 4pm are my regulars at the moment...must the shit loads of protein i'm eating :-/

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