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    DefenderDan(not henderson or the ginger one)
    Guest
    anybody know any good hints to take swelling down on your face...and ask my mum but i'd have to tell here what happened.Tried frozen peas...but nothing seems to be happening

  2. #2
    Kato
    Guest
    loldid you get a smack?

  3. #3
    DefenderDan(not henderson or the ginger one)
    Guest
    yep...typical my mate gets started on at the bar by some p1ssed up local... the yocal takes a randon swing and connects with the tallest guy...me in the cheek....didnt hurt to much at the time now it f3ckin hurts like hell and i look like the elephant man.Considering getting some stella in to numb the pain

  4. #4
    Sir Jimbo The Jetset Thats a 10/4 Good buddy!
    Guest
    Sorry about that dan. I got an idea why dont your mate get the stella in after all you took the smack for him.

  5. #5
    Alan .........there's tidy is it!
    Guest
    Cold is the best thing but it takes a while for the bruising to go

  6. #6
    ibuprofen is good for swelling

  7. #7
    DefenderDan(not henderson or the ginger one)
    Guest
    I managed to get some pain killers and i've got icecubes in a t-towel on my cheek...looks a bit better though

  8. #8
    did you glass the yocal ?Dan

  9. #9
    DefenderDan(not henderson or the ginger one)
    Guest
    No dan i didnt...he proper connected with my cheek, the bouncers quickly grabbed the yocal and his mate and took him outside before anything else happened.The bar staff gave a few free drinks and i got the sympathy vote off a few girls...was almost worth it till i looked in the mirror

  10. #10
    DefenderDan(not henderson or the ginger one)
    Guest
    if i had my digi cam with me i could take a picture and post it on here...give you all a laugh

  11. #11
    its not sympathy if they dont shag you imho

  12. #12
    DefenderDan(not henderson or the ginger one)
    Guest
    only my girlfriend would shag me looking life this...i tried to come over all anti-violence etc with the girls...always works...used it as an excuse why i didnt retaliate..not just because the room was spinning

  13. #13
    Kato
    Guest
    did you glass the yocal"'Y O K E L'"

  14. #14
    DefenderDan(not henderson or the ginger one)
    Guest
    what do you mean Kato?

  15. #15
    Kato
    Guest
    there's no such word as 'yocal'it's spelt 'yokel'

  16. #16
    DefenderDan(not henderson or the ginger one)
    Guest
    right ok, is yokel" technically a word? "

  17. #17
    Kato
    Guest
    yokelnounan unsophisticated country person.

  18. #18
    DefenderDan(not henderson or the ginger one)
    Guest
    I take it back Kato......smart arse

  19. #19
    Kato
    Guest
    ;-)

  20. #20
    YOCALnouninner city scumster

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