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  1. #21
    Richard Westwater
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    If they gave us faster computers it'd get done quicker!

  2. #22
    Richard Westwater
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    Computer programmers that is

  3. #23
    A small thing is a good thing
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    kut yes

  4. #24
    Padowan S (Running on soul food)
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    He's Luigi.

  5. #25
    Numpty! (Kut)
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    You wanna get yusself a leading role in a new game, you've done the support bit, star in your own game, go on, you know it makes sense. Very little.

  6. #26
    Senior Member Dave Carlson's Avatar
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    I'm a computer programmer. Although I don't do that anymore.

  7. #27
    A small thing is a good thing
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    the games we are doing at the moment are really old fashioned. got credited on the last gba title but only the most hardcore gamers play that!(btw i dont play any computer games at all)

  8. #28
    Paul (work is a knife in my back) Cooper
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    *cough* accountant *cough*

  9. #29
    Numpty! (Kut)
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    Don't be shy my accounting chum, as an auditor I am equally repressed and dull.

  10. #30
    Seems like most computer programmers / software engineers don't do anything anymore. If Marconi and Fujitsu are anything to go by.

  11. #31
    Wendy Penguin
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    I'm a statistician.40% of the time.......;o)

  12. #32
    Numpty! (Kut)
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    As an auditor, I've checked your figures and you owe us 1%.No hold on, we owe you 10%.Shit, erm, 10 divided by six, no, three under seven. We'll call it quits.

  13. #33
    Erik the faceless Viking
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    I'm an opperations coordinator. Still haven't worked out what that is after 5 years, but it seems to envolve getting moaned at by our 300 staff.

  14. #34
    Numpty! (Kut)
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    You truly have a thankless job Erik.I did that sort of thing for a while.I ran away.

  15. #35
    Pat Mustard
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    I are world class slacker.

  16. #36
    Numpty :surely as an auditor you will just do whatever you did last year and then sign off the file???

  17. #37
    Numpty! (Kut)
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    As an auditor, I've checked your figures and you owe us 1%.No hold on, we owe you 10%.Shit, erm, 10 divided by six, no, three under seven. We'll call it quits.Never.

  18. #38
    Numpty! (Kut)
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    I am not American!

  19. #39
    ok then do the same as last year, sign off the file and then increase the billBut hey just go careful next year when the audit limit goes up

  20. #40
    Numpty! (Kut)
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    Sadly, each audit I do is different than the previous. Oh if only I could do that voodoo you suggest I do so well. I have to travel to wherever in the world i'm needed, then I break out the Champagne and then, and only then will I sign em off.

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