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  1. #1
    SloBoy - Powered by Pete's Premium Pies
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    Written your epitaph yet ? It's never too soon you know and you wouldn't want other folks making it up for you (although this might present that opportunity also). I'll start:Sloboy - gone to fall asleep in front of God's telly.

  2. #2
    Kato ???
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    'Here lies Edmund Blackadder, and he's bloody annoyed'

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    Fat Bear... will work for food.
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    I told you I was ill!(Spike Milligan)

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    Wow a new experience"or"I told you I was ill" (Spike Milligans genius this)"

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    Dan (Surname)
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    Dan - Missing in Action, Last Seen in the Popular Thread

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    his hollyness serge and madamme feefees dance group
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    if you let that dog crap on me i will haunt you!

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    Fat Bear... will work for food.
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    Mine would be:At last, a diet that really works!""

  8. #8
    Late again.

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    his hollyness serge and madamme feefees dance group
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    i can see a light!

  10. #10
    Steevo S (Padowan MTBer, still with much to learn)
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    Oh great. Dead. AND I had tickets for the international nexty Saturday.""

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    SloBoy - Powered by Pete's Premium Pies
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    I just thought the heart rate monitor battery had gone flat

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    Mark (Not quite an Apollo rider) Johnstone
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    Would you mind opening the box up and checking....just in case""

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    SloBoy - Powered by Pete's Premium Pies
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    Gentle Reader be awareIf cycling in the USA you dareAlthough you think your touch is deftTake care the front brake is on the left

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    SloBoy - Powered by Pete's Premium Pies
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    Here lies SloBoy - World Hokey-Cokey Champion. It took us 8 hrs to bury him.

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    Anne Brown
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    Ssshhhh, I'm sleeping""

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    Pat Mustard
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    Oh Bollox

  17. #17
    Pat Mustard
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    Or, my other favourite, written quite small on your headstoneGet off, you're standing on my chest""

  18. #18
    JULIA (Mrs Serge)
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    oh, so you're just going to leave me here?

  19. #19
    I'm a *
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    Die? Never again...

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    Senior Member
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    Jesus Christ is that the time already" Billy Connelly"

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