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    JULIA (now Mrs Serge!)
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    Some of the quotes I've had on my desk calendar lately...It is rarely possible to carry the torch of progress through a crowd without singeing somebody's beard""A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly""If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can there be in life?""Despite the cost of living have you noticed how it remains so popular?""Eighty percent of success is showing up." Woody Allen."Some mornings its just not worth chewing through the leather straps" Emo Phillips"Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch""It is better to be silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt" Silvan Engel"One reason that history repeats itself is that so many people weren't listening the first time." Margaret Hussey"I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours"... Okay, I'll stop now - since there are 365 of these, I could go on for some time ...."

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    Senior Member Dave Carlson's Avatar
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    No, keep going. We're all bored.

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    Ste (all better now)
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    yep

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    Charlie T
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    Oh yes

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    JULIA (now Mrs Serge!)
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    Okay, well you asked for it...Efficiency is intelligent laziness""If at first you don't succeed, so much for skydiving""To make a long story short, there nothing like having your boss walk in.""The grass may be greener on the other side, but its just as hard to cut""

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    Charlie T
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    Man who goes to bed with itchy bottom, wakes up with smelly finger""

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    JULIA (now Mrs Serge!)
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    indeed you are a wise man Charlie T.Any other gems??

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    his hollyness serge the second
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    you had to ask didn`t you babe.

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    his hollyness serge the second
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    behind every succesfull man is a surprised women.

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    Charlie T
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    Me? With my reputation?

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    his hollyness serge the second
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    the forth duke of SW1

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    Charlie T
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    Close enough!

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    Charlie T
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    Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he getsangry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot.

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    jason smith
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    man who keeps his feet on the ground will not be able to put his trousers on.man who fishes in another man's hole may find he catches only crabs.Man who go to bed with sex on mind, wake up with solution in hand.Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent. Virginity like balloon, one prick, all gone.Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.Man who smoke pot choke on handle.Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.and on and on and on.....

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    Too much of a good thing can be......truly wonderful" Mae West"All we are is monkeys with car-keys" Dr Joel from Northern Exposure "The world provides enough for everyone's needs, but not for everyone's greeds" Ghandi"Britain the native Isle of the hypocrite" Oscar Wilde Just a smattering of clever things that other people said."

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    Charlie T
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    Whatever happened to Northern Exposure?

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    VvV Spooky VvV
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    In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king" Minority Report"One Sorrow does not a Summer make" Mint Sauceetc"

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    VvV Spooky VvV
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    In the Millennium year, in the home of highest power, the village idiot will step forward and proclaim leadership."Prophecy by Nostradimus in 1666.There is something highly coincidential in this phrase regarding George 'Dubya' Bush. I just cant find it..."

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    Rab Type Arrrgh
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    One swallow does not a pornstar make.

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