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    Gav (www.dill-racing.com)
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    Today I forgot to bring my man knickers to work, now wearing cycling shorts to prevent a catastrophe whenever the girls from registry walk in!

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    Too much detail, Gav...

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    Mr. Ste (one happy bunny!)
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    i was in a similar predicament recently.... cycling shorts make you walk funny and look as if you have a huge ass... so i decided comando was the only option... i hated it!

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    Senior Member Milo Bloom's Avatar
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    Too much detail, Ste...

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    Mr. Ste (one happy bunny!)
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    soory, i promise i'll behave in the car... i'm not really this bad face to face : )

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    Gav - How did you 'forget' your underwear? And why aren't you wearing trousers???: p

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    Gav (www.dill-racing.com)
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    Well, cycling shorts underneath trousers works quite well afer a an hour and a half. Though it does feel like I'm hiding some sort of fetish while I walk around, very odd.

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    Mr. Ste (one happy bunny!)
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    s'easy if you ride into work you generally dont wear the underwear you're gonna be wearing for the day, and you forget to pack it into your bag

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    Mr. Ste (one happy bunny!)
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    its so much worse if you forget socks!!!hmm, do i wear white socks with my suit untill i can get down to the shop to buy more, or no socks? you walk around like a pengin cos you don't want to ride up and show the world your 'virgin' socks... oh the hell of it all!!!

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    Archangel Azrael
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    ...now wearing cycling shorts to prevent a catastrophe whenever the girls from registry walk in!"Are you wearing a kilt? How will the lay-deez know if you aren't packing pants?"

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    Charlie T
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    When I was a really young kid (Can't believe I'm writing this) I once put on two pairs of pants by mistake. Went to a motorway services, escorted by my father, bursting for a pee, only to find I couldn't find it! Double-walled pants prevented ease of access. Really embarrassing moment!

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    Mr. Ste (one happy bunny!)
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    PMSL.... oh man! man! that's good!did anyone used to have those dreams where you went to school and still had your pyjamas on, or forgot your shoes?

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    Will Waters
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    I sometimes have to check if I've got my suit trousers on when walking to the bus after a hazy night. But then I did go to the swimming baths wearing slippers when I was a stoodent. Solved that problem by never buying slippers again.........

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    The Alan Parsons Project
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    I used to have a dream that I was walking down the path to school with no clothes on!!! Thats meant to mean something right!!?

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    andy monty
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    now wearing cycling shorts to prevent a catastrophe whenever the girls from registry walk in!"WTFdo you think one layer of lycra will keep the one eyed trouser snake under control? ;-)"

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    Did wake up very hungover one morning and paralysed from the hips down.Didn't dare look until girlfriend turned up an hour later, lifted the covers and became hysterical...with laughterHad managed to get both legs in one leg of jimjams. Only realised later that having her cut me free with the breadknife while her hands were shaking with uncontrolled hilarity was moderately fraught.The return of blood to all three extremities was painful in the extreme (and ities)

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    Archangel Azrael
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    Just re-read this thread..... Charlie - How the blinkin' flip did you manage to mistakenly" put on two pairs of pants? The mind boggles."

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    Charlie T
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    I was young OK! I still don't know how I did that!

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    Gav (www.dill-racing.com)
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    Well, y'see with lycra on at least it gets diverted to a position that won't be obvious, unless they're already looking ofcourse. I like these child dream stories though. I used to dream that I was standing at the top of the stairs at home, I would float up a few inches then some force would send me hurtling down at breakneck speed towards the wall at the bottom. Very scary. Now I go and do something similar on my MTB at the weekends!

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    Just last weekend I went to the local swimming pool for an early morning dip to clear the hangover. It was not until I got out of the pool that I realised I hadn't brought a towel with me. DOH!

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