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    Maria Thomas
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    right, I've agreed to fetch Cullen a piece of carrot cake from the shop. Bearing in mind that I am seeking revenge, I'd like ideas on ways that I can contaminate said cake before handing it over with an innocent smile.Oh and it has to be reasonably subtle, I don't want to raise his suspicions. Ideas?

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    Charlie T
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    Laxatives. Nuff said

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    Maria Thomas
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    hmm, not bad, there's a chemist downstairs, I reckon i may be able to get something in powdered form.

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    Cullen Ward
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    Tsk, she's got so much hatred in her that girl. I thought it was very generous of me to inform everyone that she was feeling too well following a porcelin pizza delivered, in her own words, from the other end of the room...No bloody chance I'm eating that cake mind

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    Maria Thomas
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    It's the perfect plan, merely by suggesting I might, he can't eat it.

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    Cullen Ward
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    bugger

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    Anne Brown
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    Yes, ha ha though my idea that I emailed you has a nice ring of nastiness.;-)

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    Maz since your going to the shop can u pick up some biscuits and maybe a cup of tea? ;-)

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    Cullen Ward
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    Anne Brown
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    looks perfectly innocent to me.

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    Cullen Ward
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    Maria doesn't though....

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    Senior Member Dave Carlson's Avatar
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    Offer it to Maria first. Use her as a food taster. If she won't touch it, cut out the middleman, and flush it straight down the loo. If she eats it, and throws up, you're in a bit of a grey area.

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    Swap it with someone elses - maybe Maria'sInitially it does not look as if it has been tampered with but then again - you never know until you have tried it.Good luck!

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    Romeo Framboli
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    bring it to the show tomorrow and i will have it

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    Senior Member Juan Doran's Avatar
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    I'll eat it. Where is it?

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    Senior Member Juan Doran's Avatar
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    Since I'm entirely innocent - in this matter at least - I'm sure Maria wouldn't let me eat anything nasty. Would you honeykins?

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    Senior Member Juan Doran's Avatar
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    Gimme the fri**in' cake will ya.

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    still a cock

  19. #19
    Maria Thomas
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    no Dan, it's a cake.

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    Cullen Ward
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    Do you think I

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