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    Flossie ...
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    If you could give two pieces of advice to a teenager, which they would take on board to enrich the rest of their lives, what would they be ?????I'll start the ball rolling:-Don't get married. Buy a dog instead if you need company.Concrete your garden.

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    Mister Jolly
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    Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.If it ain't broke, don't try to fix it.

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    Senior Member Dan Souf's Avatar
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    breathe in,breathe out again.

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    Anne Brown
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    respec everyone.appreciate and care for the environment.

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    Senior Member Dave Carlson's Avatar
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    Don't get her pregnant.Don't get caught.

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    No regretsDon't take sh1t from anyone.

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    Senior Member Adam Stephens's Avatar
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    Don't sleep with a women married to a policeman.Don't get caught. (See above).

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    Beckers ....
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    my favourite from Animal House by John BelushiStart drinking heavily""

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    Todd Unctuous
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    Keep your head up.Don't let the bastards grind you down.

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    Mister Jolly
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    don't eat it if you don't know what it is.The first time you drink cider drink five litres to save yourself the bother of ever feeling like drinking it again

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    nick (Elephant Rider) cummins
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    Be excellent to each other.If slowing down doesn't help, pile it on.

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    Leon Turner
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    Don't sweat the petty things...And don't pet the sweaty things.

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    Senior Member Milo Bloom's Avatar
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    My first one comes from 'Round Ireland with a fridge' by Tony HawksSometimes in life you have to dance as if nobody's watching"I can't think of a second one yet."

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    Andy Jones
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    You will meet surprisingly few people in life that you could truly love. Don't lose touch with them.See yourself on video as soon as possible. This will save you sh1t loads labouring under the misapprehension you could ever look cool.

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    Beckers ....
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    and of course from Rock Horrordon't dream it .......be it"I'll get my sequined lamee basque & stockings"

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    nick (Elephant Rider) cummins
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    Never eat in resturants that have pictures of the food on offer.

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    work to live (not the other way around)try harder

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    Dr Dolittle - trust me, I'm a rodent.....
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    The best opportunities in life are always the ones you never expected to happen....The most important skill in life is learning the right point to give up on a hopeless task.......

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    Ryan Gallagher (Well everybody else is doing it)
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    smoke tabs.drink beer.

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    Learn from mistakes.Shag as many women at Uni as possible.

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