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    Senior Member Dalesman 's Avatar
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    Leaving you bunch of W**kers

    Keep paying the taxes, I need to make sure there's enough money for us old folks.
    As I have only around about 20 days left to W**k the government will not get as much from me

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    Pay taxes? On my earnings??
    If you're retiring, it must be my turn soon.

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    Senior Member Dalesman 's Avatar
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    Had enough at 58, just posted the paperwork to leave so its official

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    Another work-shy northerner....

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    Senior Member Dalesman 's Avatar
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    I resemble that remark

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    I'm only a little bit jealous. I'm currently looking at 67/68 as retirement age (since you lot fcuked up the economy ) - seems a long way away. Good luck to you though - you'll have much more time for ferret-rearing and dry stone walling now

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    Excellent. You'll have plenty of time on your hands to drive down south and bring my mobi pressure washer back before winter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alx View Post
    I'm only a little bit jealous. I'm currently looking at 67/68 as retirement age
    hmm me too.

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    Senior Member Dalesman 's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stan View Post
    Excellent. You'll have plenty of time on your hands to drive down south and bring my mobi pressure washer back before winter.
    Money I'll be on I will have to walk down with it......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alx View Post
    I'm only a little bit jealous. I'm currently looking at 67/68 as retirement age (since you lot fcuked up the economy )
    You could take that as a positive - a surprisingly high number of folk drop dead within a year of retiring.

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    *is going on a pre-retirement course in October - just to check out the possibilities.*

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    Senior Member Dalesman 's Avatar
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    I'd join you but it would have to be a post-retirement course

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalesman View Post
    I'd join you but it would have to be a post-retirement course
    What do they teach you? How to lie properly in a wooden box?

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    I think it's more how to complain and constantly whinge properly, especially about the yoof of today etc. You probably don't need to go DM

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    Senior Member Dalesman 's Avatar
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    With all the riding I hope to get in it will a course on how to
    Give a casual look over the shoulder and shout

    "Come on lad keep up"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stan View Post
    What do they teach you? How to lie properly in a wooden box?
    Nah. It's about how to manage the mahoosive public sector final salary pension and lump sum.

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    Senior Member Dalesman 's Avatar
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    I should have enough for a a hundred or so decent bikes, or maybe a couple and a few hundred holidays..........

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    You can see how old people really are a drain on society and the tax paying public.

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    Senior Member Dalesman 's Avatar
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    Yes, yes I am.
    *Checks pension*
    *Checks savings*

    Nope still a tax payer

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    Should be like logan's run .. flashing red light to tell you times up ya old bastards, then it's carousel time.... Bzzzzzzzzap

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