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    I wore socks to bed last night, and when I woke during the night my feet were hot. I removed my socks and was immediately more comfortable.

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    I find loose fitting pants makes morning glory easier to bear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trim Goulash View Post
    I wore socks to bed last night, and when I woke during the night my feet were hot. I removed my socks and was immediately more comfortable.
    I find a hot water bottle better, cos my toes get claustrophobic in socks at night.

    I find loose fitting pants makes morning glory easier to bear.
    Pants? In bed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jen J View Post
    Pants? In bed?
    Yes, no pants makes the chance of anal intrusion much more likely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stan View Post
    Yes, no pants makes the chance of anal intrusion much more likely.
    *wonders who Stan sleeps with for that to have a chance of happening to him?*

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    The wench warms our bed up with the hair dryer before we get into it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jen J View Post
    *wonders who Stan sleeps with for that to have a chance of happening to him?*
    I was talking about insects.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stan View Post
    I was talking about insects.
    Insects? In your bed? Oh yeeeukk!!

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    Exactly. God know what could crawl up there if unhindered.

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    I protect myself with a cloud of finest methane. No insect can survive the dutch oven

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    Loose enough, but won't let insects in?
    These must be what Stan wears to bed...

    white bloomers.jpg

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    If you lie on the floor of a bus under short skirted lady, you can attach a broom handle to your arm to you can still ring the bell when its time to get off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stan View Post
    If you lie on the floor of a bus under short skirted lady, you can attach a broom handle to your arm to you can still ring the bell when its time to get off.
    Bit early in the day to be pissed isn't it .

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    Pant free in bed is the way to go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanos Wephanos View Post
    Pant free in bed is the way to go!
    But not if you're in Stanley's bed full of insects - oh, no, you probably won't be...will you???

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    Dutch Oven


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    When eating toast, watch out for crumbs.

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    If eating crumbly toast in bed, wear bloomers to keep said crumbs out of the bum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jen J View Post
    But not if you're in Stanley's bed full of insects - oh, no, you probably won't be...will you???
    It is a place I never intend nor wish to visit.
    Last edited by Stephanos Wephanos; 21-03-13 at 12:06. Reason: spasimodo

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    When using a wheelchair, mind your fingers in the spokes.

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