I never thought the day would come....

**oldnick** · 19-02-13, 20:49

The trouble with dual mass flywheels is you don't know what the previous owner did to it, if they were a clutch slipper then you have bought a pup, and one that hasn't had its kennel cough jab at that.

My old Focus might be (is) a shitter, but I can fix anything that fails myself for peanuts. Which makes it - quite possibly - immortal

**Stan** · 19-02-13, 22:00

£2.5k mustrum? And Nobby is right, 8 years ownership and a complete renewal of all wear and tear parts inc pads and discs last Jan or 2000 miles ago. In the words of the mechanic, its good for 100, 000 and has had the gearbox flush.

It could be yours, leather, alloys, climate, Bluetooth phone kit, CDs in the boot, cruise control...., 231bhp, 31mpg. Straight six with k&n filter, auto lights/wipers.....

*warning is iz on a sales training course innit....

**Mustrum Ridcully - Kicking Against The Pricks** · 24-02-13, 18:01

I am going to hell.

That is all.

Mr Ridcully Senior is currently deciding whether to disinherit me....

**Stan** · 25-02-13, 16:33

Mustrum's stereo, shortly after collection from car dealers:

**Lord Greenville** · 25-02-13, 16:42

Mr Ridcully Senior is currently deciding whether to disinherit me....

Thought you'd spent it all ages ago.

**Mustrum Ridcully - Kicking Against The Pricks** · 26-02-13, 13:05

Originally Posted by Lord Greenville

Mr Ridcully Senior is currently deciding whether to disinherit me....

Thought you'd spent it all ages ago.

Nah - the tight bugger won't let me sell his house until he's finished living in it. How selfish!

**Dalesman** · 26-02-13, 14:04

Dont worry when you have to sell it and pay for his care, watching the pounds disappear into some fat cats pocket you'll say How selfish, why cant you just like pass away quickly.
Tell him tell him to give it to you now....

**Dan : /** · 04-03-13, 11:01

Come orrrrrn! Pics of the Beast please!

It sounds nice, although being rwd be gentle with t' throttle coming off roundabouts at 40mph when the gritting lorries have dumped a pile of the stuff in a heap...

It can be reet scary

So I've heard

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