So if the world is going to end, what you going to do with your last day?

[serge the seal of death]

So if the world is going to end, and its not just that fact that we have the Mayan version of the Y2K bug.

what would you do, obvioulsy it depends on how the world ends, but assume something quick and blink of the eye type of thing,

i would like a bike ride, then the rest of the day with the family and kids trying not to shout at them.

[Lord Greenville]

Well, Scarlett Johansson and Myleene Klass have both asked to stay at mine tonight on the off chance that, if it's all going to go tits up, they can fulfill their lifetimes ambition of having some Lordy loving, before hand, like.

[Dalesman]

I havent time to get to Bugarach, so may pop to Sheffield I still have to do Jessica.....

[Lord Greenville]

I havent time to get to Bugarach, so may pop to Sheffield I still have to do Jessica.....

She'd break your back, man!.........still, nice way to go, I guess.

[Sniper]

Would have been nice to see the 'mighty' Leeds see off the Chelski scum last night as the last match before the end of time......but it wasn't to be!

[Dalesman]

She'd break your back, man!.........still, nice way to go, I guess.

Cant think of one better :-)

[Stan]

Well, Scarlett Johansson and Myleene Klass have both asked to stay at mine tonight on the off chance that, if it's all going to go tits up, they can fulfill their lifetimes ambition of having some Lordy loving, before hand, like.

Stay away from the mushrooms.... Clearly they make you delusional.

[Stan]

Seeing as the Mrs has decided Christmas is cancelled, and I'm not welcome in my own house, I'm off down the pub after work to obliterate the last of my wages in a blaze of beer and hookers before the Mayan prophecy puts me out of my misery.

[Nobby]

[oldnick]

i haven't time to watch bergerac.....

ftfy .

[oldnick]

Well tomorrow I'll be found repairing tiling.

Not quite how I imagined it would all end

[Jen J]

Hello?? Is there still a world out there?

[serge the seal of death]

this is BM who knows?

wonder how his lordships back is after Mayleene and Scarlett

[Lord Greenville]

Still here,then? What a waste of a tenner - I'd bet on it all ending. Anyway, the laydeez seem happy enough.

[Stan]

I'm wondering how I'm going to explain crabs, last nights absence and no money to the wife. :-/

[Lord Greenville]

I'm wondering how I'm going to explain crabs, last nights absence and no money to the wife. :-/

I bet you are...

[Dalesman]

[Mustrum Ridcully - Kicking Against The Pricks]

Well, I suppose I'd better do some Christmas shopping then...