Top tips for enjoying life:

**Sniper** · 30-11-12, 16:36

Wots LG on about? Silly old sod!

**Lord Greenville** · 30-11-12, 16:55

Originally Posted by Sniper

Wots LG on about? Silly old sod!

Inappropriate use of "hoover" as a verb.......and let's have a bit less of the "silly" as well.

**Stan** · 30-11-12, 16:57

Someone got out of the wrong side of his Stair Master this morning....

Ha! Up yours grumpy...

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hoover

**sandybean** · 30-11-12, 17:52

Apparently modern jive dancing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on. I tend to agree

I still love biking too

**Sniper** · 30-11-12, 18:06

Originally Posted by Neil Helks

Our bodies all go to the grave true enough and nobody knows if there's anything after that but I am quite convinced in my own mind that there is more and with that in mind I don't think we have to enjoy it at all costs , more that we should be " good people " while we are here and what we do now determines what will happen to us after we die . A bit like the baddy in the film ghost but maybe a bit more suttle .

Well I admire your optimism Neil and I'd be happy if you were right! I suppose that is the true use of the word 'faith'.

**The BIG GT** · 30-11-12, 18:10

Originally Posted by Stan

Someone got out of the wrong side of his Stair Master this morning....

Ha! Up yours grumpy...

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hoover

So wiki is now the last word on good grammar?

**Mustrum Ridcully - Kicking Against The Pricks** · 30-11-12, 18:31

Originally Posted by The BIG GT

So wiki is now the last word on good grammar?

Where's Kato when you need him...

**Stan** · 30-11-12, 18:35

The Internet is always right.

**Jen J** · 30-11-12, 19:51

Originally Posted by Stan

The Internet is always right.

Oh dear....
We're doomed, doomed I tell ye.

**Lord Greenville** · 30-11-12, 20:29

Originally Posted by Stan

Someone got out of the wrong side of his Stair Master this morning....

Ha! Up yours grumpy...

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hoover

Not in my world, sonny....

**Dalesman** · 01-12-12, 11:17

Single barrel how uncouth

**Gav.** · 01-12-12, 16:13

Originally Posted by Trim Goulash

Cycling, shagging, eating, drinking, chilling, reading, sleeping - with an emphasis on achieving the highest possible quality in each area. Oh, and don't take yourself seriously, you're basically a c***.

Quite possibly the most profound thing ever said. By anyone. Ever.

**Stan** · 01-12-12, 21:34

Quit BikeMagic.

**Gav.** · 02-12-12, 17:23

Nine tenths of the law than is sick
Is possesion
Life expressed in matter is a blasphemy
Success defined by aquisition stinks!
So busy trying to make a living i forgot about living
Yes i do
So busy trying to make a living i forget about life

The best things i found in life were my birthright
Green fields mean more to me than a brand new car
Will you swap your hi-fi for a clear blue sky?
Will you cash in all your shares for Gods clean air?
Is your answer yes,or no,to these painful truths?
Is your answer yes,or no,to these painful truths?

Do you grovel to your master?
Do you beg like a dog?
First things first,repeat to yourself
AHHH MONEY!, Money is not our GOD!

Mine!
The best things in life are free
Mine!
I own the beach and the blazing sunset
Mine!
I own the waves and the fresh air
Mine!
I drink the milk of the stars in this beautiful moment
Say to yourself
ALL THESE THINGS ARE MINE!

Repeat after me!
Money's not our God

Do you grovel to your master?
Do you beg like a dog?
First things first,repeat to yourself
AHHH MONEY!