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    ok so who is bored of christmas adverts on telly

    Me! do they think people forget it every year or something

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    Senior Member Stan's Avatar
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    Where's the adds with Mylene in these days eh?


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    Christmas? Bastid hate it, me. Waste of a day.
    Mylene Klass? Give her a good seeing to, me. Make her climax, I would.

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    I'm sick of the call of duty ads on here, they bugger up my old laptop. All's well if I block them except the text across the whole site fades away

    Myleen climaxes whenever I walk in the room Bobby, hope you are ok with sloppy seconds

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    Senior Member Bobby Charlton's Avatar
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    Well, that just confirms what old Welsh Peter down the Legion in Ripley was telling me. He reckons that at the first whiff of helmet steam and she's froffin at the gash.

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    Back on track of OP what ads ? I've not seen one yet.

    PS Mylene, had her not as good as you think she might be.

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    Even my local Co-op is playing Christmas music on loudspeakers, can't buy a pint of milk in peace!

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    some crazy mare down my road has put up the full works already,
    flashing lights on windows,full decorated tree,everything.
    its too early for all that yet..!

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    flashing lights on windows
    have you asked her how much?

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    he he,not them kind of flashing lights..
    christmasy type.

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    And we received our first christmas card on Saturday 1st December. Haven't people got anything better to do? It's chuffing me off already. The big department stores are competing to see who can put the biggest waste of space, sentimental with wide eyed kids ad on the telly. Neighbours thinking they're festive and "we're dead zany, us" by over lighting the outsides of their houses. And topping it off with a bloody "Santa Stop Here" sign stuck into the front lawn. I just hope he does stop there. I'll slash his fucking reindeers' throats and laugh when he climbs back out the chimney and wonders how he's going to deliver all those millions of shit toys to undeserving brats.

    Stuff it.

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    Senior Member Bobby Charlton's Avatar
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    Oh, and the Big Issue sellers in Santa hats.

    "Merry Christmas* Big 'shue, sir?"

    "Oh, yes please. I don't normally buy that shite liberal bollox of a rag that you're selling. And I especially despise the Romanian woman that has this spot on a Wednesday while you're collecting your benefits. But as you've got a festive Santa hat on you've melted my heart and I just can't resist. There's a good chance it'll go straight into the bin when I get home as it's not worth even wiping my arse on. But, hey, you've really cheered me up by wearing that zany hat and wishing me a sincere christmas greeting."

    *Bear in mind it's the last Saturday in November.
    Last edited by Bobby Charlton; 04-12-12 at 09:09. Reason: Probably best to tone it down a bit.

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    Bobby, you make me smirk!

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    Blimey, Bobby's making Victor Meldrew look like Micheal MacIntyre!

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