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    Funbags...

    Whilst watching the film 'Roadhouse' last night; it occured to me that the puppy count in current Hollywood movies is particularly low. Back in the 80s and early to mid-90s you could expect a decent dirty pillow count in any film rated 15+, if there was an attractive woman that may be involved in some sort of love story. Take Roadhouse for example, I lost count of the amount of love cushions on show, and all were exemplary pairs. I think back to 80s films, such Terminator, Trading Places, Lethal weapon etc, all had gratuitous melon scenes. Total recall went even further and treated us to a magnificent three knockered woman/alien.

    My pontifications on this subject lead me to question whether we have become too politically correct, or maybe that should be prude. Maybe it's because looking at a woman's milk wagons in real life could lead to legal action. I honestly think that the lack of bazookas in Hollywood films is a bad thing, with far wider reaching implications on the state of western society.

    Obviously you can watch any foreign film and be guaranteed nork action, not to mention better acting, script and plot. But for the purposes of this particular subject, I am referring to western, i.e. Hollywood.

    Thoughts?

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    Cinema is dead

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    Quote Originally Posted by BHB 10.6.6 View Post
    Cinema is dead
    Because of the lack of wangers?

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    It's cos in the US they all want the PG13 certificate as it means more money at the box office...

    Fun bags give you a higher rating so the studios don't like it. Shame though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Karlos View Post
    Because of the lack of wangers?
    There was simply no point in making anything after Top Gun.

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    I much prefer water melons.

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    At least we've got the Internet - billions of bristols only a mouse click away.

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    Yep its all either animated or some such these days.
    BTW who and what film was it where they afterwards admitted they werent acting the sex scene ?

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    I think it was 'Behind the Anal Door 2'.

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    'Behind the Anal Door 2'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalesman View Post
    BTW who and what film was it where they afterwards admitted they werent acting the sex scene ?
    Baise-Moi :-/


    I'll get my coat.

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    Fcuk that wasnt safe for work

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    There's enough "tits" on cycling websites.............nothing to see here.
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    The puppy count in Roadhouse was above average even for that era and many of them were fine specimens.

    Whilst watching it last night I realised it had been an omission from the old "films so bad they're brilliant" thread but couldn't find that to update it.

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    There seems to be much higher instances of blatant bappage on TV nowadays - stuff like game of thrones and spartacus always seem to be funbag festivals.

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    You've put weight on BHB, goaty suits you though, makes your face look slightly less round.

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    Unfortunately I'm far enough into pregnancy no 2 that my image of baps has descended already into purely functional use with the haunting sound of breast pumps ever present in my mind.

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    The original Lethal Weapon's on tv now. First scene, baps.

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    Impressive....eight different names for breasts in the OT DK?

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