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    Senior Member Sniper's Avatar
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    what urge do you have ....right now?

    I have an urge to eat a great big sandwich followed by a couple of M & S Iced buns.....I'm Hank Marvin!

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    A nice lie doon.

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    A good dump, followed by watching the cycling on telly...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Karlos View Post
    A good dump, followed by watching the cycling on telly...
    Don't you work?

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    I'm part time at the minute, still got health issues, hence my lack of miles and slow speeds on the bike.

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    A kitkat...

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    To bugger off home

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    kelly brook

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    For the in-laws, who've just turned up, unannounced, to feck off home.

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    to go to sleep until tuesday
    or to throw my phone in the bin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Karlos View Post
    I'm part time at the minute, still got health issues, hence my lack of miles and slow speeds on the bike.
    Slow speeds? Fook you call those slow!

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    S'all relative I suppose...

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    A couple of attractive lesbians would go down nicely...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Greenville View Post
    For the in-laws, who've just turned up, unannounced, to feck off home.
    They're still here......

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    Being in the middle of the Afghan desert and staring at a picture of Sophie Howard with her bangers out makes mine fairly obvious.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Greenville View Post
    They're still here......
    I've felt your pain. But, one of the Island dwelling relations has invited herself to blighty to stay with the inlaws for a month.

    Backatcha inlaws....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goaty-Death Facilitator..... View Post
    Being in the middle of the Afghan desert and staring at a picture of Sophie Howard with her bangers out makes mine fairly obvious.....
    Quite obviously, but understandably desparate.

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    Goaty, I (seriously) feel the need to send you a food parcel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stan View Post
    Goaty, I (seriously) feel the need to send you a food parcel.
    Euphemism?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Greenville View Post
    Euphemism?
    No, I really think we should assemble a BikeMagic parcel for him and the boys.

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