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    Madonna.................

    Should the daft old bag start acting her age? *He says without a hint of irony - but there again, I was never, particularly, "hip and happening", er, man.*

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    C'mon, love, really?

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    She must use those fairground mirrors, you know those at Blackpool fun house.

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    Alien autopsy springs to mind.

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    She looks fucked.

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    Senior Member Lord Greenville's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Frii View Post
    She looks fucked.
    That's as maybe but not by me!

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    LOL! I doubt you'd leave a woman looking like that at your age, though...

    *ducks*

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    One would rather pleasure oneself, accompanied by pictures of Helen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalesman View Post
    One would rather pleasure oneself, accompanied by pictures of Helen.
    Well that's because Helen Mirren is an attractive woman who happens to be too old to appeal to us younger guys, while Madge is just minging...

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    Senior Member Lord Greenville's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Frii View Post
    LOL! I doubt you'd leave a woman looking like that at your age, though...

    *ducks*
    Very good, Hans, yer cnut!

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