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    Helen Mirren

    Well would you
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    Seen her on the telly tonight, she has balls and quite frankly given the correct circumstances and the correct level of alcohol most definatly maybe.

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    Oh I would anyway - no booze needed.

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    She'd have to only ask. Nicely of course.

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    She has balls, and you'd do her? Well done!

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    I would, on lur'baks terms but also she have to leave before I woke up sober.

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    Your a bit fussy eh

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    That or she's old enough to be his mother!

    I get that she's an attractive woman FOR HER AGE but she's knocking on for 70, FFS!

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    She still has the tattoo,


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    Quote Originally Posted by The BIG GT View Post

    I get that she's an attractive woman FOR HER AGE but she's knocking on for 70, FFS!
    So are Nobby and Dalesman...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustrum Ridcully - Kicking Against The Pricks View Post
    So are Nobby and Dalesman...

    So it gives a wider range to choose from :-)

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    FFS, she's older than I am, so thanks but no thanks.
    I don't put out for laydeez older than me. ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Greenville View Post
    FFS, she's older than I am, so thanks but no thanks.
    I don't put out for laydeez older than me. ;)
    Not exactly a large window of opportunity is it at that age? Plus with the avaialble age range I'd wany some kind of insurance that if she died on the job, I couldn't be tried for manslaughter.

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    She'd rag you rotten Stan, you'd not keep up.

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    Nah, she's trying too hard, just look at the cover of that mag. At her age she should be thinking about knocking-up a nice braised steak casserole or knitting a jumper or some such pensioner activity.

    If that was my mum we'd have words about keeping it all a bit more wrapped-up.

    Ed. However, if I had access to a time machine...
    Last edited by Hans Frii; 28-03-12 at 19:01. Reason: Time Travel

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