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  1. #641
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    I think if you are considering wearing mismatching kit on a road bike you should be hung up by your balls, of course. The rules MUST ALWAYS be followed any deviation from THE RULES is punishable by death.

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    You're right, I'd already decided it was a bad idea.

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    You could claim exemption by virtue of #14 & #15?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Karlos View Post
    You're right, I'd already decided it was a bad idea.
    My current riding kit is awesome, it's a 2011 Leopard long sleeve top, Livestrong shorts with a great big hole in the arse from hitting a tree and rabobank knee warmers...it's the dogs bollocks :-)

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    Should helmets match ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalesman View Post
    Should helmets match ?
    'The Rules' are a tongue in cheek internet meme. I think you're safe to wear whatever you like Dalesman ;-)

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    'Appen a good job.

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    Black is faster especialy with stripes

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    Black clothing is always fast, whereas to wear white clothing you have to be fast :-)

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    White with black sleeves is fastest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Karlos View Post
    White with black sleeves is fastest.
    And white rimmed glasses...you have to be either a massive bellend or a pro-tour rider if you have white rimmed glasses.

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    You do have a tiny penis don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Karlos View Post
    You do have a tiny penis don't you?
    Above the national average actually but that's neither here nor there. What's got your goat? It's THE RULES.

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    I slaughtered my goat.

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    Whatever keeps your boat floating.

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    Goat float boat.

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    Riders of Frankenbike, commuter, thingies don't have to obey the rules.
    *Peers through glasses, arms tucked under helmet straps, from under peak, whilst wearing Humvees, MTB shoes/SPDs and long sleeved Lidel shirt*

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    You utter pleb.

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    BTW, for cheapskates such as Greenville, Aldi are having a cycling special later in the week.
    Linky

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