leave it, leave it.
Gis a kiss duckie.
A mountain bike is a bike ridden predominantly by heterosexual men. A road bike is predominantly ridden by the fat midlife crisis men/golfers who know more about their resting heart rate than 90%...
Here you go RobM2 - you just have to ride a unicycle if you want to wear your wellies! This is the infamous Ted Mason of Burnsall who does have cleats in his.
MTB. MTB? Run MTB past me, again, will you? I'm reliably informed that we will be "busy" with last minute packing on Sunday - anyway, shouldn't pensioners only "hit the trails" during off-peak hours?