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Milton the Sausage
Great so far, my wife insists on making me breakfast every day. Sex is better too.Cue tales of marriage woe from bitter old farts... .
The crazy world of Monkey Space Pilot
Its cheaper to buy breakfast from tesco cafe every morning and have sex with hookers.
Milton the Sausage
PMSL* LOL* etc* Not really
You won't get breakfast and sex in bed in the morning that way though Monkey - thank you for this morning Mrs G. And even at German prices I'm not sure I could afford enough hookers.
Sounds great Owls. Congratulations.
Good afternoon, an old fart here. Not bitter, though, even after *counts* er, 27yrs ,Lady G is still wonderful.
9 years here and I still get my breakfast made for me, and my shirts ironed and she is always up for nookie. Can't complain at all really.
Sounds like you two are very compatible Make sure you treat her well and give as much as she does and you'll both be happyEnjoy.................
married life is great, got in from a cold muddy ride to the smell of spag bowl, crusty bread and a glass of chianti
I thank you Gav, we went for a rideover here ate out at lunch [cyclist cafe] and now of to here.
Bitter old fart here...actually...IGMC
Gargantuan sex fest 2010.
Orangutan sex fest 2010.
After making my own breakfast, lunch and dinner, ironing my own clothes, and putting the kids to bed while she got ready to go out, I mentioned to the wife that some people on here might be getting a better deal out of their marriages. Didn't go down too well
And why shouldn't you do all those things yourself Alx? I'm sure you're just as capable as your wife is.
And don't you look at me like that quinny - you know it's true!
Mrs Nobby rarely cooks owt but that don't matter - nearly 12 years & loving every minute of it.
I come on here to escape being nagged Jen!
Hmm...stand up to her man!
Not nagging Alx, just pointing out that there's no reason why you shouldn't cook and iron
I'm quite happy doing things like domestic chores for myself but some things she does much better than me.
Jen J wrote (see)Not nagging Alx, just pointing out that there's no reason why you shouldn't cook and iron You're doing it again
Sorry Alx - I'll stop now
Sadbloke, missing for a while
Whats this marrige you speak of,Is this the stage before the divorce,
Jen J wrote (see)Sorry Alx - I'll stop now You all say that and then start up again 10 miutes later.
Jen J wrote (see)Not nagging Alx, just pointing out that there's a reason why you shouldn't cook and iron Because women can get closer to the stove and ironing board
The secret is. Only let the missus into the kitchen to clean it. Unless you are living with/married to Nigella alwson!