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Dan (Lived through the nite)
18-09-01, 10:10
Stand Up Or Sit Down When Wiping ?

Dan (Lived through the nite)
18-09-01, 10:10
I stand

huxley ex{clydesdale}
18-09-01, 10:15
depends on whether it was easy or if I was tearing at the walls...usually sitting...do u fold ur bog roll b4 use?

Milo Bloom
18-09-01, 10:21
It's easier to keep reading if you stay sat down.

brant@ on-one.co.uk
18-09-01, 10:22
How do you wipe sat down?

Dave Carlson
18-09-01, 10:23
You mean you haven't worked it out yet, after all these years Brant?

Milo Bloom
18-09-01, 10:36
I employ the services a child small enough to fit in the U-bend.

Nipster Rider
18-09-01, 10:37
I use the neck of a swan

huxley ex{clydesdale}
18-09-01, 10:38
like in thailand where they nick stuff?

Nipster Rider
18-09-01, 10:39
Its very nice in the right direction, but beware children get it the wrong way and you'll be sorry.

jon wyatt
18-09-01, 10:39
bog roll in the pan before pooing to stop the splashes?

Milo Bloom
18-09-01, 10:40
Once again, the small child fulfills that roll.

Dan (Lived through the nite)
18-09-01, 10:44
milo, i am very very worried about you,Dan

Anne Brown
18-09-01, 10:52
Milo isn't it how much people care about you.

Anne Brown
18-09-01, 10:52
doh! that sould be nice, isn't it nice how much people care about you.

Matthew White
18-09-01, 10:58
Unless that's worried about" in the sense of being worried about global pollution, ethnic cleansing, or the prospect of Iain Duncan Smith becoming Prime Minister. "

Dave Carlson
18-09-01, 11:00
What prospect of Iain Duncan Smith becoming Prime Minister???There's more chance of the Green Party winning a seat!

Dan (Lived through the nite)
18-09-01, 11:12
politics in a poo thread !!!!politics = pooDan

Pimp (MasterDan)
18-09-01, 11:17
What about in a public loo? Does anyone drop it then flush before wiping, to try and cut down on the smell factor?

Simon Davanzo
18-09-01, 11:39
Does anyone drop ones that need multiple flushes to clear?

Pimp (MasterDan)
18-09-01, 11:40
They always seem to happen round other peoples houses...

Simon Davanzo
18-09-01, 11:49
Nah, thats usually when I get splattering.

Dan (Pimping the Jazz in a Masterful manner)
18-09-01, 12:34
Nice! Or a floater that WON'T go away!

adam jeays
18-09-01, 12:52
back onto wiping. The inestimable and strongly recommended punk band NOFX came up with the following (regarding advice after an sex change)'And when I wipe my arse, I go from front to back, 'cos I don't want a bladder infection'wise words I'm sure you'll agree

Dan (Pimping the Jazz in a Masterful manner)
18-09-01, 12:54
Good old NOFX. Preferred Down By Law myself. More a Fugazi man if the truth be known, and like Less Than Jake and Reel Big Fish at the mo.Ladies, I suggest you heed those wise words!

adam jeays
18-09-01, 13:02
ataris and vandals would have to be my top two at the mo.

jon wyatt
18-09-01, 13:03
errrm, doesn't everyone go from front to back?let me tell you a story.The wife went out which was my cue for a good dump which had been waiting for a while.20 minutes later and I'm still straining.10 more minutes later, the wife comes back, I'm still struggling, the thing is touching the water but I can't crimp it. I'm exhausted. Eventually after much rocking backwards and forwards It drops and nearly breaks the bog. I have to break it up to get it round the bend, it has the consistency of old cheese.enjoy.bet this gets moderated.

adam jeays
18-09-01, 13:03
oh, anyone in sheffield, cookies at sainsbury's central 20 for 2 (mini ones), damn nice

Wookie Dan Silva
18-09-01, 13:16
I've just been for one. Came out nicely.I am always relieved when they come out nicely cos I had piles from coxing last year. Pleasant.

Dylan Lang
18-09-01, 13:17
I never knew that happened... I'll have to ask the girls at our club wether it happens to them... Bound to raise a laugh (not from them) :)

Milo Bloom
18-09-01, 13:26
With all that hair, Wookie, are you troubled by chugnuts?Why are you worried about me Dan?

Dan (Lived through the nite)
18-09-01, 13:36
all that talk about small boysDan

Milo Bloom
18-09-01, 13:38
Oh, its nothing weird. Just slave labour.

jon wyatt
18-09-01, 13:49
come on, you must pay them something.

Anne Brown
18-09-01, 13:50
some people like that sort of thing

Shawn .......has that sinking feeling
18-09-01, 15:38
back again to the whole wiping thing.it has to be front to back, as Xzibit says front to back...........never let shit slide"powerful words"

Nipster Rider
18-09-01, 16:14
Phantom poos = when they disapear round the u bend without a trace.Double phantom = the above and also no trace on the paper!

Shawn .......is scared of his bike
18-09-01, 16:18
that could be the ones mentioned earlier where u sit straining, feel like you've dropped off the kids but no trace can be found

Nipster Rider
18-09-01, 16:22
true

Nipster Rider
18-09-01, 16:26
true poo

Shawn .......is scared of his bike
18-09-01, 16:30
lol a good poo these days is hard to find

Nipster Rider
18-09-01, 16:36
too true poo!