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Dan (Dirtyrider)
14-09-01, 07:20
Dan is about as likely to apologise as Britain is to stay dry and sunny for 365 days per year. But hey, it's Friday and that means friday threads.Slow Joe gave me an idea; posting as an apologetic Dan. Alter your details in 'my Bikemagic' (use drop-down menu YOUR BIKEMAGIC and the Personalise section) to Dan (Dirtyrider) and then post as if you were Dan apologising. Like this:I sorry I ben a complete flange. I relly will tri to behave on the forum now. Sorry everywun"DanIt's important to get the spelling mistakes in there too, otherwise it won't look like Dan. Don't forget to change your details back again afterward. OK people, this is your chance to change reality - and who knows - Dan himself might even post an apology too?"

Dan (closet-rider)
14-09-01, 07:46
I iz sorry 4 B ing a cokc. It cos i ride a pink gipm has maid me gay. I am only rood to make up for deficient nob size. I soon reech puberty and will gro' up then and get a blue bike. soz.Dan.

jon wyatt
14-09-01, 07:51
I'm really confused. How can someone with the same name type differently on two subsequent posts. Oh it's too clever for me.

Pimp M. Jazz esq.
14-09-01, 07:52
Let me get this straight - you guys don't like Dan much then?

Jon Doran (muppet in outdoor gear)
14-09-01, 07:52
I is sory for slaging Outdors Majic it is reelly quite good reely.Dan

Dan (Dirtyrider)
14-09-01, 07:53
;o)Dan

Milo Bloom
14-09-01, 07:54
Shouldn't really have left my pic on there, should I?Milo

Dans (mum)
14-09-01, 07:55
you are all naughty boys !come here and bend over my knee for a sound hiding !!Dans mum

Dan (has a pink gimp)
14-09-01, 07:59
milo you tit LMAODan

PAUL MARSHALL
14-09-01, 08:07
I'm really confused now....mind you, it doesn't take much.

Milo Bloom
14-09-01, 08:08
Come on Dan, aside from that it was a pretty good impression.

Gary Ewing
14-09-01, 08:25
Had me fooled, but then it is only 9:30 and both my eyes haven't opened yet.

Dan (has a pink gimp)
14-09-01, 08:26
what so you didnt notice his picture ?? or do you have pics turned off ??dan

Quattro Bottomed Simian
14-09-01, 08:43
Far too early for all this impersonation crap. I've got a hangover after too many pints of Wentworth Brewery's 'The Leveller' last night. When that ran out, I made the mistake of finishing the night with a couple of pints of 'Roaring Meg' before realising it's 6.5%.I want my mum.

Dan (has a pink gimp)
14-09-01, 08:46
if you eat a curry do you have a sore ring on each arse ?? that must be hell !Dan

Milo Bloom
14-09-01, 08:57
It could have been you impersonating me under Jon Dorans name, Dan.Stranger things have happened...

Quattro Bottomed Simian
14-09-01, 09:04
Yes.Ouch.

Dan (has a limp prick)
14-09-01, 09:04
it seemed rude not to. Sorry Dan but you gotta admit its funny and i know you can take a joke better than most

Dan (has a limp prick)
14-09-01, 09:06
sorry forgot your sign offDan(gle)

Dan (has a pink gimp)
14-09-01, 09:08
lol, nice, you want me to digi cam my cock ??Dan

Milo Bloom
14-09-01, 09:10
Strangely enough Dan, no.

Dan (has a limp prick)
14-09-01, 09:10
no my digicam does not have a macro setting that will capture something that smallDan(gle)

Dan (has a limp prick)
14-09-01, 09:11
perhaps a microscope would do it one of those electron onesDan(gle)

adam jeays
14-09-01, 09:13
it's all down to wavelengths and wave-particle duality perhaps some sort of neutrino based microscope, I love friday threads

Dan (ger mouse)
14-09-01, 09:29
Lets not go too far lads. It were microscope and tweezers when I were Dan's age.

Dan (has a limp prick)
14-09-01, 09:30
in Dans case, the other Dan, it is all down to how tiny his genitals are and his desperate need for overcompensation.even now scientists are working against time to create an instrument capable of measuring a penis believed to be smaller than the tinyest subatomic particalsDan(gle)ps - he is not rising to it if you know what i mean but who could tell anyway

Dan (Dirtyrider)
14-09-01, 09:51
OK you crayzee guys, enough is enough. the joke is not funny any more.Dan

Milo Bloom
14-09-01, 09:53
Isn't this all just a teensy little bit below the belt?

Dan (has a limp prick)
14-09-01, 10:04
something tiny just popped up could almost see it with the naked eyeDan(gle)

Ancient Mariner
14-09-01, 10:15
So nothing's changed then, Eh Dan?

Dan (dirtysanchez)
14-09-01, 10:19
Does it work........?

Dan (dirtysanchez)
14-09-01, 10:20
Yes it does! Hi Dan!

Dan (has a limp prick)
14-09-01, 10:31
hey no wonder Dans member-ship is always being deletedyou can hardly see it. bet people just don't realise it exists. maybe it isn't deleted but its just too small to seehe's being very restrained today tho perhaps hes looking for it and having trouble making it out could take ages to find something that smallDan(gle)

Dan (dirtysanchez)
14-09-01, 10:35
Maybe he has a (sorry, forgot to use Danetic language - start again) - Maibee he hass a hidn member?

Ancient Mariner
14-09-01, 10:51
Say Dirtysanchez - your image looks like 'Marco' from Terry Pratchett's 'Strata' novel.

Dan (has a pink gimp)
14-09-01, 10:54
no thats obviously a muppetDan

Marcel Marceau
14-09-01, 10:57

Dan (dirtysanchez)
14-09-01, 10:59
Animal (Pimp-Stylee Animal to be precise) is in Terry Pratchett books?Well spotted Dan, I see your recent exposure to Sesame Street led you to explore other henson productions. Pay attention to the reading and counting parts, though, not just the funny puppets. You'll thank me for it.

Dan (dirtysanchez)
14-09-01, 11:00
ROTFLMAO at Marcel. Thanks for that laugh.

Dan (has a pink gimp)
14-09-01, 11:02
i like cookie monster :o)i thought it was animal, wasnt to sure that it wasnt a red groucho thoughDan

Marcel Marceau
14-09-01, 11:18

Dan (Imposters are a disease)
14-09-01, 11:23
whats up ??are you a MUTE ??dan

Dave Carlson
14-09-01, 11:23
There's no need for that type of language Marcel!

Dave Carlson
14-09-01, 11:24
Dan, Marcel Marceau is a very famous mime artist.

Marcel Marceau
14-09-01, 11:25
<Walks against the wind.. unconvincingly>

Dan (Imposters are a disease)
14-09-01, 11:25
ah i seedan

Dans (mum)
14-09-01, 11:26
am i an imposter petal ?Dans mum

Dan (Imposters are a disease)
14-09-01, 11:27
yes you are, your not my real mum, my mum doesnt no jhow to turn a pc on never mind work out the IntronetDan

Dan (Dirtyrider)
14-09-01, 11:30
o o o o o o o o o o o o o oo o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o oo o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o oo o o o o oHepl Iv caught the diseese now

Dan (Dirtyrider)
14-09-01, 11:31
Intronet LOL :-)Dan

Dan (Imposters are a disease)
14-09-01, 11:33
whats funny about that ??wierddan

Dans (mum)
14-09-01, 11:47
looks like ive bin rumbled kiddies !!im still coming round to spank you tonight dan, so you get yerself to bed early sweetie !Dans ma

Dan (the real one)
14-09-01, 11:51
you know ill be tucked up for you ma !ill have my new jim jam on tooDan

Dan IS a pink gimp
14-09-01, 12:18
Just logged on, this is so funny I nearly cacked myself, who is doing the Marcel bit? Is it Brant attempting to pisstake customers anonymously?

Marcel Marceau
14-09-01, 12:20
<Tries to escape from invisible box.... badly>

Pimp M. Jazz esq.
14-09-01, 12:25
look out for the....Too late.Those invisible box lids are a bugger.

Marcel Marceau
14-09-01, 12:26
<$"%$>"

Leon Turner
14-09-01, 12:26
Swearing in mime??

Pimp M. Jazz esq.
14-09-01, 12:27
Reckon!

Leon Turner
14-09-01, 12:28
Thought as much.What will the moderator make of that?

Marcel Marceau
14-09-01, 12:30

Dave Carlson
14-09-01, 12:44
I've warned you about that language Marcel. Now cut it out!

Marcel Marceau
14-09-01, 12:46
<Makes disturbing hand gesture.. In French>

Dan IS a pink gimp
14-09-01, 12:50
Sacre Bleu!

Marcel Marceau
14-09-01, 12:53

Dave Carlson
14-09-01, 12:58
No Marcel, I don't want to buy your wheels. Put them in the classifieds like everyone else!

Marcel Bloom
14-09-01, 12:59
<Parp>Bugger

Milo Bloom
14-09-01, 13:01
Harder than it looks this mime lark.

Marcel Marceau
14-09-01, 13:01
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Marcel Marceau
14-09-01, 13:03
http://bikemagic.magicalia.com/classifieds/viewbits.asp?SP=&v=&uclsn=1463

Leon Turner
14-09-01, 13:07
Back in your box man...Marcel has left the building.

Milo Bloom
14-09-01, 13:07
I'll take two!

Dan IS a pink gimp
14-09-01, 13:09
Brilliant Dave

Dave Carlson
14-09-01, 13:13
Sorry. Not guilty.

Dan IS a pink gimp
14-09-01, 13:18
I meant the bit about the wheels, I laughed that painful silent laugh of a man with no more laugh to give. It hurts.

Dan (Dirtyrider)
14-09-01, 14:16
waht wears the bike i don't unnerstandAt least im sellin real stuff