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Dalesman
14-12-07, 14:09
No idea what to get her any good ones ?

Dirty Karlos
14-12-07, 14:10

X Commie
14-12-07, 14:11
One?

Mister Bump
14-12-07, 14:14
What interests does she have? A little background may help a little.

Dirty Karlos
14-12-07, 14:14
Likes sport does she, eh?

Dirty Karlos
14-12-07, 14:14
Photography, eh?

X Commie
14-12-07, 14:16
Does she like itupper?Maybe jamoneupper?

Dirty Karlos
14-12-07, 14:22
Smut in seven posts - 8/10

X Commie
14-12-07, 14:25
Actually I suggested giving her one in post 3

Dirty Karlos
14-12-07, 14:25
Sorry, 8.5/10

X Commie
14-12-07, 14:30
Who the fcuk do you think you are? Bruno Tonioli? Craig Revel-Hallward?Big Poof. 

Dirty Karlos
14-12-07, 14:31
Oh fuck off you snotty twat.

X Commie
14-12-07, 14:33

Dirty Karlos
14-12-07, 14:34

Adam Evans - Tree basher
14-12-07, 14:34
Dirty Karlos wrote (see) you snotty twat.Snotty twat, i like it

Roger Rogue
14-12-07, 14:35
new bike?

Dirty Karlos
14-12-07, 14:36
On-one, every time.

Mister Bump
14-12-07, 14:36
What about getting her a nice muff?

X Commie
14-12-07, 14:39
Adam Evans wrote (see)Dirty Karlos wrote (see) you snotty twat.Snotty twat, i like it You like snotty twats?

Mister Bump
14-12-07, 14:40
On-One?  Buy her something a little original FFS.

Dalesman
14-12-07, 14:46
Thought there may be some original thinking on BM wrongPerverts She has a road bike, but doesnt like riding it in winter.

Mister Bump
14-12-07, 14:47
Buy her a turbo trainer?

Dan : /
14-12-07, 15:03
but doesnt like riding it in winter.*snigger*Buy her a turbo trainer?

Dirty Karlos
14-12-07, 15:04
Buy her a french maid outfit and a tub of vaseline.

Mister Bump
14-12-07, 15:09
Is she French?

Dirty Karlos
14-12-07, 15:12
Who?

BobBullet
14-12-07, 15:14
Him ?

Dan : /
14-12-07, 15:17
No

Dirty Karlos
14-12-07, 15:17
Nah, he's just a tit.

BobBullet
14-12-07, 15:18
Dont start on tits again DK !

Mister Bump
14-12-07, 15:19
Buy her a Frenchman?

Dan : /
14-12-07, 15:30
and a deodrant

Dan : /
14-12-07, 15:42
..I meant for the frenchman; not your Mrs ...sorry..

Roger Rogue
14-12-07, 16:48
if it was a frenchman it'd be easy - a toiletry set.

Mrs Turtle
14-12-07, 16:58
buy her an ipod nano, a dab digital radio, a minoura wheel building and truing stand, a sony cybershot digital camera, a torque wrench from Park Tools, a heavy weight Blitz karate Gi, and a Garmin Legend GPS. That's what I would like and I'm a very typical lass, very typical indeed. Good luck, I'm sure she'll love you regardless as long as you spend shed loads of cash.

Mister Bump
14-12-07, 17:05
Park make 2 torque wrenchs, one for small jobs and one for big jobs so obviously you need to buy both.

Mrs Turtle
14-12-07, 17:45
I only do big jobs

Dalesman
15-12-07, 11:59
I like the sound of a minoura wheel building and truing stand

Jon D'oh!
15-12-07, 12:57
Get her a new bag and a new belt. The hoover should work a treat after that

Clunk
15-12-07, 20:32
i'm getting my mrs a set of xtr shifters for her stumpy