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No idea what to get her any good ones ?
What interests does she have? A little background may help a little.
Likes sport does she, eh?
Does she like itupper?Maybe jamoneupper?
Smut in seven posts - 8/10
Actually I suggested giving her one in post 3
Who the fcuk do you think you are? Bruno Tonioli? Craig Revel-Hallward?Big Poof.
Oh fuck off you snotty twat.
Adam Evans - Tree basher
Dirty Karlos wrote (see) you snotty twat.Snotty twat, i like it
On-one, every time.
What about getting her a nice muff?
Adam Evans wrote (see)Dirty Karlos wrote (see) you snotty twat.Snotty twat, i like it You like snotty twats?
On-One? Buy her something a little original FFS.
Thought there may be some original thinking on BM wrongPerverts She has a road bike, but doesnt like riding it in winter.
Buy her a turbo trainer?
but doesnt like riding it in winter.*snigger*Buy her a turbo trainer?
Buy her a french maid outfit and a tub of vaseline.
Is she French?
Nah, he's just a tit.
Dont start on tits again DK !
Buy her a Frenchman?
..I meant for the frenchman; not your Mrs ...sorry..
if it was a frenchman it'd be easy - a toiletry set.
buy her an ipod nano, a dab digital radio, a minoura wheel building and truing stand, a sony cybershot digital camera, a torque wrench from Park Tools, a heavy weight Blitz karate Gi, and a Garmin Legend GPS. That's what I would like and I'm a very typical lass, very typical indeed. Good luck, I'm sure she'll love you regardless as long as you spend shed loads of cash.
Park make 2 torque wrenchs, one for small jobs and one for big jobs so obviously you need to buy both.
I only do big jobs
I like the sound of a minoura wheel building and truing stand
Get her a new bag and a new belt. The hoover should work a treat after that
i'm getting my mrs a set of xtr shifters for her stumpy