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Mike Davis
17-11-06, 11:55
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6157190.stm

Dan : /
17-11-06, 11:57
Dylan! dylan! ..are you listening to this?;-)

Errrmmm Yesss ( Dyl, 69ers still ROCK )
17-11-06, 13:12
Yep they caught me good and proper, but don't worry HRM slapped in a good BB connection last year so posts will resume as per normal :)Sorry!!!* One off incident expect all Forum's to be closed within 12months though LOL *

the kato
17-11-06, 13:25
forum hard

The Littlest Hobo
17-11-06, 13:38
If thats you dylan, U iz One Ugly MoFo!!!;-)

Errrmmm Yesss ( Dyl, 69ers still ROCK )
17-11-06, 13:43
Fits my description hey Hobo :)Kato, don't like the Term HARD" never met a hard man that didn't run away crying or beat woman up sadly. ( although quite happy fight wise to be proved there all wussies so far )"

Mister Bump
17-11-06, 13:55
I am a hard man. Well parts of me are after thinking about Fearne Cotton.

FLaP - Shhhhhhh! I'm reminiscing.
17-11-06, 13:59
Ferne Britten?

Mister Bump
17-11-06, 14:02
Now that is out of hand Flap.

Errrmmm Yesss ( Dyl, 69ers still ROCK )
17-11-06, 14:08
I suspect it'll be in his hand real soon :)Just never in Ferne's anything :)

Baron von Grinder(who's Jack Wolfskin?)
17-11-06, 14:39
LOLSgt Jean-Marc Bazzoni is now my custody Sarge.I cant wait to take the piss out of him tonight.ROFLing at him coming over all seriuos and intellectual.

Dark Lord Chuckles - Powered by Bongo
17-11-06, 14:42
I'm coming to get you all ;)

The Littlest Hobo
17-11-06, 14:48
From what i have read you have yer hands full enough staying out of Mustrums reach ;-)

THE AIRSHIP HATH NO DISREGARD FOR NATURE 109""
17-11-06, 15:04
Have you ever smacked a woman to keep her in check Dylan?

Dan : /
17-11-06, 15:06
..and they're off!any way what sort of a question is that?

THE AIRSHIP HATH NO DISREGARD FOR NATURE 109""
17-11-06, 15:08
what of question is that?an retort to never met a hard man that didn't run away crying or beat woman up sadly"and we're not starting anything, we both know the score and sorted things out so run along Dan, this is just banter :-/"

Dan : /
17-11-06, 15:11
fairy nuff, wrongly assumed it was another BM brawl in the brewing...sorry.where am I supposed to run along to anyway? The fact that I'm on here clearly means I have nothing better to do! ;-)

THE AIRSHIP HATH NO DISREGARD FOR NATURE 109""
17-11-06, 15:13
Is the school on fire then? ;-)

Dan : /
17-11-06, 15:15
eh?*scratches head*

Errrmmm Yesss ( Dyl, 69ers still ROCK )
17-11-06, 15:19
Only slapped a Woman once in my life, my GF at the time she was MAD literally and was trying to jump off the top of a multistorey carpark, so the lesser of too weavels and all that. ( She didn't jump and there was no long term harm, and despite her screaming Rape for 30mins+ while I held her down, no one showed up to beat me up and let her jump thankfully )Ahhh them where the days NOT.On another Note, in Darlo the Resident Hardest Nutter Black belt Karate and all that BS, used to beat up my GF at the time, he was in the pub pulling for a fight, don't like woman beaters or bullies so game on, he lasted 2seconds and ran away crying, don't think anyone had EVER actually called his bluff before LOL( Hence, the very happy he wasn't really Black Belt or I'd of been in some trouble LOL )

THE AIRSHIP HATH NO DISREGARD FOR NATURE 109""
17-11-06, 15:20
I was suggesting you were still of school agenever mind

Dan : /
17-11-06, 15:47
ah, yes I see now. And yes I am...I was held back 10 yrs : (

Dirty Karlos
17-11-06, 16:35
LOL at Dylan...

Mike S
17-11-06, 16:46
Oh great another Dylan (I'm so full of it) Turvey thread!

THE AIRSHIP HATH NO DISREGARD FOR NATURE 109""
17-11-06, 16:50
On another Note, in Darlo the Resident Hardest Nutter Black belt Karate and all that BS, used to beat up my GF at the time, he was in the pub pulling for a fight, don't like woman beaters or bullies so game on, he lasted 2seconds and ran away crying, don't think anyone had EVER actually called his bluff before LOL"Cheer up sleepy Dylan, Oh what can it mean to a daydream believer..................."

Mister Bump
17-11-06, 16:52
and ran away crying"Did you throw chopped onions at him?"

Hans Frii
17-11-06, 16:53
I have a feeling he's actually quite tough though Mike. Sounds like quite a large guy to me; might not be that quick, but once he gets hold of you...

Mike S
17-11-06, 16:55
If he sat on you you'd be f'd.

Dirty Karlos
17-11-06, 16:55
Kind of like a bear then Hans ?

Hans Frii
17-11-06, 17:00
:o)

Hans Frii
17-11-06, 17:07
Dylan, yesterday.Mike Spence just out of shot under Dylan's left leg...

Mister Bump
17-11-06, 17:10
Does Dylan sh*t in the woods?

Dan : /
17-11-06, 17:13
Dylan is quite bear-like in the flesh..

Baron von Grinder(who's Jack Wolfskin?)
17-11-06, 17:19
So by your own admission Dylan, kung fu gimps are useless.Didnt you used to partake in a bit of punching thin air in yer jim jams?

JohnG
17-11-06, 18:09
I feel a lot safer posting my details on the internet than I would walking into the local night club or even walking from the university to the town after 22:00.

Vegemite
17-11-06, 18:56
and ran away crying"Did you throw chopped onions at him?PMSL*finds John address and sets off on a long walk to hunt him down*"

JohnG
17-11-06, 19:01
Just ask for John the triathlete when you get to Gourette and bring a cake for dessert.

Vegemite
17-11-06, 19:02
Cheers John!;-)

Errrmmm Yesss ( Dyl, 69ers still ROCK )
17-11-06, 20:39
No Baron, I suspect this bloke was all old school bully tactics, he had the town terrorised which is really sad, cause he was that hard, but when it came down to it, he threw a rookie slow high side hook to my head, I ducked low slapped my arm full force into his stomach, went up grapped neck my foot behind his feet slapped him onto the deck, and he'd had enough.Kung Fu Baron, most of it's not much use in real life, but a few bits like above have been used a few times, must better than box style slapping each other around, direct and to the point.Karate is crap to strength based and show man ship like and slow.I'm relatively weak for my size but freakishly fast :)No Bull Kato, come on share a similar story with us!!

Dirty Karlos
17-11-06, 20:43
The most useful fighting skill in real life is Muay-thai, no question, those little feekers will take anyone down in seconds. Its all close contact elbows & knees.Depends which style of Kung-fu you're doing too Dylan, some styles will simply choke you and mainly go for pressure points.

THE AIRSHIP HATH NO DISREGARD FOR NATURE 109""
17-11-06, 20:46
No Bull Kato, come on share a similar story with us!!"I was messing around with a girl once and outside her house an 2am her boyfriend jumped out of a hedge he'd been hiding in for three hours and headbutted me in the face. I fell over and fractured my skull on the kerbHow's that for a reactions!"

Errrmmm Yesss ( Dyl, 69ers still ROCK )
17-11-06, 20:49
Really, Respect and serves you right for getting caught :)Haven't you had a few head injurys ??

THE AIRSHIP HATH NO DISREGARD FOR NATURE 109""
17-11-06, 20:51
No, just that and hefty concussion when I crashed my bikeI hope you're not implying all these blows to the head have had a detrimental effect on me

Errrmmm Yesss ( Dyl, 69ers still ROCK )
17-11-06, 20:53
Just a concussion, had a few of them but never cracked anything yet, But I've got a HUGE thick Skull :)

*Paul*
18-11-06, 00:06
Does Dylan sh*t in the woods?"No just the Malvern Hills ;)"

Errrmmm Yesss ( Dyl, 69ers still ROCK )
18-11-06, 00:13
ohh yeah that was a BAD DAY!!!

Vegemite
18-11-06, 11:30
he had the town terrorised which is really sad, cause he was that hard, but when it came down to it, he threw a rookie slow high side hook to my head, I ducked low slapped my arm full force into his stomach, went up grapped neck my foot behind his feet slapped him onto the deck, and he'd had enough.Reminds me of a sketch in Peter Kays Pheonix nights. Max comes out with a line like above and Paddy replies:Getting rough these parent evening aren't they?"PMSL"