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Milton the Sausage
30-01-06, 11:17
Why did the baker's hands smell?Because he kneaded a poo.

Dirty Karlos
30-01-06, 11:29
I've already done that one on ere!

Milton the Sausage
30-01-06, 11:53
you total bastard

Dirty Karlos
30-01-06, 11:56
Sorry, good one though.Don't be upset.Shall I patronise you some more to make you feel better?

Milton the Sausage
30-01-06, 12:08
yes

Dirty Karlos
30-08-10, 16:50
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Mike S
30-08-10, 16:52
Dirty Karlos wrote (see)What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?Stephen Hawking after a house fire. Thank you for rescuing the thread.

Dirty Karlos
30-08-10, 17:01
Ok, that was in bad taste, how about What happens when David Cameron takes viagra?He gets taller.IGMC........

BHB 10.6.6
30-08-10, 19:23
Nasa have reported the recent pakistan floods, they said it looks like a bowl of coco pops.

Milton the Sausage
30-08-10, 19:45
Poor and nasty.

Stan
31-08-10, 16:22
Q.  What happens when you mix human DNA with a goat?A. You get asked to leave the zoo 

Dalesman
31-08-10, 16:29
What's the sinilarity betweenA Moped and a Fat Lass ?Both are fun to ride till your mates seeyou.

KBEE 2
22-11-10, 16:50
re: the Pakistan floods? I heard it was a suicide plumber?!