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Pete 36
02-01-06, 19:41
Come in here and have a moan ............

the DefenderDan
02-01-06, 19:44
parents are getting on my nerves tonight, sure its vice versa.......cant get any trainers in 12s either, and i have to go to Rochdale on friday!*chips off shoulder*

Pete 36
02-01-06, 19:46
Kato keeps having a pop at me on internet forums, I am so worried MLEH MLEH MLEH.........Thats better now :-)

chris (too many whiskys)
02-01-06, 19:48
Dan is threatening to email me a pic of him in speedos

the DefenderDan
02-01-06, 19:49
Chris is coming on to me.......but keeps pretending he's not.......threatend to send me a pic of of his haggis

Pete 36
02-01-06, 19:50
Dan is threatening to email me a pic of him in speedos"Now thats something not to be joked about"

JaseT
02-01-06, 19:54
I keep getting late night texts from irish folk ;-)

the DefenderDan
02-01-06, 19:55
Gerry Adams?

chris (too many whiskys)
02-01-06, 19:55
I'm not joking, i'm scared Chris is coming on to me.......but keeps pretending he's not.......threatend to send me a pic of of his haggisIt's true

Pete 36
02-01-06, 19:55
Jase, you really ought to contact your service provider ;-)

JaseT
02-01-06, 19:58
:-)

the DefenderDan
02-01-06, 19:59
Pete must be a reaching new lows of depravity texting jase as a sex pest

Pete 36
02-01-06, 20:00
I texted jase, yes, I can however comfirm that it was not of a sexual nature, Jase will confirm this.

the DefenderDan
02-01-06, 20:02
Well technically you cant actually confirm it until Jase confirms it.........but then you might be paying jase to keep quiet.......or perhaps Jase texted you first asking for man love

Pete 36
02-01-06, 20:04
PMSL @ DanI hope notLOL @ man love

JaseT
02-01-06, 20:04
That'll be No,no and no!

Pete 36
02-01-06, 20:07
ROFL

mtbm
02-01-06, 20:11
happy new year to all bike magic peeps

chris (too many whiskys)
02-01-06, 20:12
dan's got man love" on the brain"

JaseT
02-01-06, 20:16
Same to you and your missus Matty.

Pete 36
02-01-06, 20:23
appy new year to all inc matty :-)

chris (too many whiskys)
02-01-06, 20:24
*jumps on bandwagon*Happy new year folks

JohnG
02-01-06, 20:30
Bonne année and a happy new year to all.#at risk of overloading the bandwagon#

Vegemite
02-01-06, 20:32
Bollocks to the lot of ya!#just to change the tone slightly!#

mtbm
02-01-06, 20:33
cheers jase man

Baron von Grinder(Goose steppin disco diva)
02-01-06, 20:47
have a good hogmany folks

JaseT
02-01-06, 20:48
Matty won't be having many hogs he's a veggie ;-)

the DefenderDan
02-01-06, 20:48
LOLing......that thread is funnyHogmany??...one's enough thanks

Baron von Grinder(Goose steppin disco diva)
02-01-06, 20:54
Ooo! i cant wait till christmas.whats every one getting?

Sinead
02-01-06, 20:57
lol hopefully a new bike by then.I can't seem to shake the image of Dan in speedo's out of my head. Hope santa doesn't bring me that for christmas ;)

JohnG
02-01-06, 21:01
I can't get the idea of a Strumpf blue haired Sinead out of my head.

Mike!
02-01-06, 21:03
next christmas?if i hadn't got one by then, a car :-)dan, was the speedo threat really necesary, it'll drive at least 4 of us to suicide, the rest of us won't have a good life anymore

Sinead
02-01-06, 21:06
Only my head hair is blue! I really like it though. My mom says it makes me look irish lol? I think maybe she means it makes me look silly.Paul seems to like it though :)

Pete 36 (Leyland Reaver Spring Owner)
02-01-06, 21:21
Sinead, you all set for the jam?

Majik Moo
02-01-06, 21:24
woooooooooooooooooooooooo!!only a month to go :o)

Pete 36 (Leyland Reaver Spring Owner)
02-01-06, 21:25
I cant wait, may need a heavier spring for the S-Works though

chris (too many whiskys)
02-01-06, 21:28
Like one off a ford fiesta?:-)

Pete 36 (Entertainer)
02-01-06, 21:29
:-)

mtbm
02-01-06, 21:31
ahhh shit no hogs :( ;)

Sinead
02-01-06, 21:32
lol I'm well excited, I need the number of the B and B though, haven't booked yet lol

the DefenderDan
02-01-06, 21:32
I can't seem to shake the image of Dan in speedo's out of my head"........well all i can say is two words.....trunk and elephant"

Pete 36 (Entertainer)
02-01-06, 21:33
Mouse and tail more like

Goognoog
02-01-06, 21:36
WARNING ......... do not look if you feel inadequate.Dan in his speedos

Sinead
02-01-06, 21:37
I used to like speedo's.I hope you've got somet to fill them though Dan. Size 12's feet you say?? ;)

Sinead
02-01-06, 21:37
Who posted that pic of Paul ;)

the DefenderDan
02-01-06, 21:39
Yep im a size 12....my feet are as long as pete is tall ;)I have to wear 3/4 length shorts........hurts trying to bundle it all in speedo's

the DefenderDan
02-01-06, 21:39
Who posted that pic of Paul ;)".......is he the speedo's or the cock? ;)"

Sinead
02-01-06, 21:43
lol both ;)although I must say blue is definately not his colour. (I'm in trouble when he gets home lol)

the DefenderDan
02-01-06, 21:46
the gf keeps trying to get me to buy pink or yellow t-shirts/shirts.....im still not convinced about pink!

Baron von Grinder(Goose steppin disco diva)
02-01-06, 21:48
only REAL men can pull of a lovely little pink number.I have 2.Im freeeeee!

Sinead
02-01-06, 21:48
lol some men look good in pink. I say if you're manly enough to wear it then go for it.But I am 5'2 a strip of piss and love pink, so maybe I'm not the right person to comment on this :)"

the DefenderDan
02-01-06, 21:48
only REAL men can pull of a lovely little pink"......is that what you do down the station? ;)"

Baron von Grinder(Goose steppin disco diva)
02-01-06, 21:53
Shudit!you club footed oaf or ill beat you round the head with my big pink truncheon

the DefenderDan
02-01-06, 21:55
you trying to chat me up again.......im spoken for!

Sinead
02-01-06, 22:05
Ithink I got rejected from the police cause they knew I like the uniform!However I can apply again now, so they better watch out :)

Majik Moo
02-01-06, 22:09
hmmm...certain uniforms are nice on men.

the DefenderDan
02-01-06, 22:09
your too pretty to be a copper sinead........they only employ ugly oafs.....aint that right baron

the DefenderDan
02-01-06, 22:10
I like the Mc Donalds uniform*gets hot under the collar*

Sinead
02-01-06, 22:18
lol perve.I look like a scary lil goth midget at the mo with my blue locks. Quite nice to look different though :)

Kato
03-01-06, 08:44
Ah Peter, it's not a chip on my shoulder I just don't like youI used to think you were alright, but the nonsense you seem to think is high brow humour just plain annoys me now. You're an attention whore pal and i'm not the only one to think so

Pete 36 (fat waste of space)
03-01-06, 11:11
I just don't like you"Thats fine, just dont need to keep going on about it!As for what you think of me, I couldnt care less"

Alan..........the power!
03-01-06, 11:16
Me neither! :)

chris (too many whiskys)
03-01-06, 13:02
*cuts tension with a knife*

Alan..........the power!
03-01-06, 13:05
Sharp blades are dangerous, beware!

Mustrum Ridcully - Kicking Against The Pricks
03-01-06, 13:06
Alan your avatar is making me feel headachey and nauseous!

chris (too many whiskys)
03-01-06, 13:07
What they are !Better put it down then*drops knife on foot*

Alan..........the power!
03-01-06, 13:16
Catchy isn't it?

Mustrum Ridcully - Kicking Against The Pricks
03-01-06, 13:18
Ow my eyes!

JohnG
03-01-06, 13:28
I'll ask the wife to have a look at you avatar Alan, being colour blind I'm probably missing something.

Alan..........the power!
03-01-06, 13:34
I'm going through a bit of a psycaedelic phase at the moment, it won't last long! :)

Mustrum Ridcully - Kicking Against The Pricks
03-01-06, 13:50
Thank god!

Pete 36 (fat waste of space)
03-01-06, 14:27
*contacts the avatar Police*nee naw neee naw neee naw

Fairy FLaP
03-01-06, 14:32
I balanced some crisps on my shoulder at lunch (in Europe crisps are called chips y'know!!!)I have eaten them now though!!!!!

Pete 36 (fat waste of space)
03-01-06, 14:39
LOL

SpandexLegs
04-01-06, 13:09
My piles are really playing up today. I'm off to get some anusol.