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MaJiK MoO..making the slow and expensive transitio
19-10-05, 08:59
We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of cycling/swimming, or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs.We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's sad.We can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a 'short woman's complex'We don't have to get our strength up between sessions, ...and it's much easier for us to get laid in the first place.We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty old perverts.We never ejaculate prematurely.We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - they look like complete dicks in ours.We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.We can cry and get off speeding fines.The thrill of surprising people by being good at darts......and pool.....and football.We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers..... men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our genitals.Taxis stop for us.We get drunk quicker and cheaper.We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.It does not enhance our social standing to understand the inner workings of a 'ruck' (or any other rugby thing). But we look INCREDIBLY cool if we do.We never recognise ourselves in aspects of Mr Bean. Ever.And finally... We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

Alan....................starting to feel Peakie!
19-10-05, 09:02
You been watching me at the local nightspot! :)

Kato
19-10-05, 09:05
Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die

MaJiK MoO..making the slow and expensive transition to the 'other side'
19-10-05, 09:09
*yawn*come up with something new Kato

Dark Lord Chuckles - The Silly Piggy
19-10-05, 09:10
The Dark Lord does not do dancingAnd there is nothing wrong with harbouring desires for Wilma Flintstone, she is a fine woman, Fred is a very lucky man.

Kato
19-10-05, 09:11
Aye, maybe you should heed your own advice

MaJiK MoO..making the slow and expensive transition to the 'other side'
19-10-05, 09:12
....and?

Dark Lord Chuckles - The Silly Piggy
19-10-05, 09:14
FIGHT...........FIGHT.........FIGHT

Kato
19-10-05, 09:15
and what?

MaJiK MoO..making the slow and expensive transition to the 'other side'
19-10-05, 09:19
lolHandbags at dawn...;o)

Kato
19-10-05, 09:19
..........well I'd love to hang around and find out what and..." was, but I've work to do and you're clearly riled by my appearancebring back Emily Green all is forgiven"

MaJiK MoO..making the slow and expensive transition to the 'other side'
19-10-05, 09:21
You would love to think that wouldnt you...Actually I couldn't give a toss. Sorry

Kato
19-10-05, 09:23
Then why are you so bothered about what I wrote? Hence the 'yawn'

Kato
19-10-05, 09:24
You would love to think that wouldnt you...".........and how very wrong you are"

MaJiK MoO..making the slow and expensive transition to the 'other side'
19-10-05, 09:25
Being bothered and being riled are two diferent things chuck.I just thought someone of your ability could have come up with something more original.I just found it disappointing.

Dark Lord Chuckles - The Silly Piggy
19-10-05, 09:27
We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of cycling/swimming, or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs."I would get rid of my leg hair if I wanted to, but it's a case of deciding where to stop, at the thigh, or just below tackel line leaving hairy shorts, leave the pubes and stop at gut level, leave the pubes and contine over stomach, take the pubes and have a hairy gut, leave a crab ladder, shave chest and stomach, it's just far to compicated this body topairy buisness, far easier for lasses with distinct areas to shave."

MaJiK MoO..making the slow and expensive transition to the 'other side'
19-10-05, 09:28
LMAO....No I think you would have to go for the back, sack and crack as well. Especially if you're a particularly hairy bloke.*ouch*

Kato
19-10-05, 09:30
Admittedly it was low quality material.I fished and you happened to bite, it happens to the best of themOne day you'll understand me

Dark Lord Chuckles - The Silly Piggy
19-10-05, 09:30
Just hold me by the ears and dip me in imac :)

Dark Lord Chuckles - The Silly Piggy
19-10-05, 09:32
Your in a particualy scarcastic and patronising mood this morning Kato, nice to see you back on form, I was starting to worry a bit ;)

Milton the Sausage
19-10-05, 09:33
Why it's better to be a woman....You can stay in doors all day and knead your jugs in front of the mirror.

Kato
19-10-05, 09:33
What can I say DLC, I was supposed to have the day off, but I had to come into work

Mustrum Ridcully - Kicking Against The Pricks
19-10-05, 09:34
LOLing at Kato :)

Dark Lord Chuckles - The Silly Piggy
19-10-05, 09:34
Nuff said

MaJiK MoO..making the slow and expensive transition to the 'other side'
19-10-05, 09:35
OK think that if it makes you feel good. I dont really want to analise you.I thought you had work to do? DLC...you not up for a good waxing then? hehe!! ;o)

MaJiK MoO..making the slow and expensive transition to the 'other side'
19-10-05, 09:36
lol...analyse....wouldnt want to alanise you either ;o)

MaJiK MoO..making the slow and expensive transition to the 'other side'
19-10-05, 09:37
ffs....

Dark Lord Chuckles - The Silly Piggy
19-10-05, 09:40
I would be, but I don't want to cause a national wax shortage, the thought of all those woolly lady legs and unshapened bushes would be just to much for me to have on my conscience :)

MaJiK MoO..making the slow and expensive transition to the 'other side'
19-10-05, 09:43
....ah ok then. I spuppose we should be thanking you then ;o)May your hair keep you warm and toasty over the coming winter months.

Betty swallocks (AKA-Dale Buxton)
19-10-05, 09:43
touche majik.a hearty round of applause.

Alan....................starting to feel Peakie!
19-10-05, 09:44
I think there is a certain something about leg hair mixed and then dried with some local trail mud especially with the odd scrath bleeding through itCall me a fashion victim if you will!

Arnold Brocklethwaite-Jones (456th bandwagon)
19-10-05, 10:20
fashion victim

MaJiK MoO..making the slow and expensive transition to the 'other side'
19-10-05, 10:22
...actually it's rather nice

cooky!
19-10-05, 10:30
i think you 2 should both screw and get rid of all the tension, i'm horny just reading the 'hateful' replies.

Dark Lord Chuckles - The Silly Piggy
19-10-05, 10:38
which 2 cooky, there are so many options, most of them nasty

Alan................fashion victim!
19-10-05, 10:41
Ok I admit it, I am!

MaJiK MoO..making the slow and expensive transition to the 'other side'
19-10-05, 10:53
you are what?one of the two?

serge the seal of death
19-10-05, 11:27
shouldn`t it be 1 and 0 being a fourum and all

Oz
19-10-05, 11:29
There's not enough mentioning of on-one or 456 in this thread IMO.

serge the seal of death
19-10-05, 11:35
sub zero

Paul www.ratmbc.co.uk Sheppard
19-10-05, 11:46
trailrakers

Alan................fashion victim!
19-10-05, 11:51
I'm one of the two?Now I am confused! I think..............I'd better consult

Alan................fashion victim!
19-10-05, 11:51
I'm one of the two?Now I am confused! I think..............I'd better consult the oracle

Huw Jarse
19-10-05, 12:20
We smell better than men..!

Hoot
19-10-05, 12:23
depends where you are sniffing and when!

Numpty!
19-10-05, 13:30
I find a certain times it is better to be a woman. But mostly being a man is better.here is my reasoning.In a recent incident, I had to throw a few people overboard when my dodgy Ferry service took too many folk on. Now, some of you may know, when out in the open water having more body fat will help boyancy. So in this instance the women were feeling pretty good, sadly, as a woman, and being physically less strong, they were unable to fend off the fella who simply crushed thier windpipes, linked thier lifeless arms together and made a raft of the boyant corpses.Clearly, in this instance, it was better to be a bloke.

Milton the Sausage
19-10-05, 14:07
..and that sort of thing happens surprisingly often I find

Numpty!
19-10-05, 14:14
yOU FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS?!*burns all maritime records and travel documents*I've never been to the Far East or Scandinavia.

Harry Soufflé
19-10-05, 16:03
LOL @ Numpty :-)

Roxanna Maynard
19-10-05, 16:03
We can multi task

Numpty!
19-10-05, 16:04
You do this, and you do that.Right that's sorted, now to catch up on some knitting for the kittens.

Paul www.ratmbc.co.uk Sheppard
19-10-05, 16:18
i reckon, not being able to multi-task is a better excuse then actually having the ability to multi-task.

Harry Soufflé
19-10-05, 16:47
you say you get drunk cheaper and quicker, but you can't hold your drink!! :-)

If it aint broke don't take it to bits to see how it works. AKA Andy Monty
19-10-05, 16:55
you say you get drunk cheaper and quicker"Thats more of an advantage to us ;-)"

Captain Flasheart
19-10-05, 18:32
The best thing about being a woman? Obvious. It's the fact that you get to hop a ride on the Flashmeister Woof!

Kevin Bryden
23-10-05, 19:15
>>We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our genitals."I don't know, maybe a girl with a 15.5 inch G Spot may be able to find herself a few big scores to settle????>;o)"

Diggler
27-10-05, 14:13
Well woman can't piss and walk at the same time ........ ;)

Numpty!
27-10-05, 14:14
I just isn't.

The (Inbred) FLaP
27-10-05, 14:15
I've seen women do this......! Still in counselling........

Numpty!
27-10-05, 14:15
I don't know.