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www.davidcopperfield.comVersuswww.davidblaine.comS econds away!
who ever has shagged the fittest bird will win Dan
That's you out of the running then
SloBoy Two Dents" Fukawi"
Makes Copperfield look good with his Claudia Schiffer" bid then !"
Tricky one to call both equally as wang-y
What about St David of Beckham? Surely it is illegal to post the forename David these days without mentioning Lord Beckham, the greatest Englishman ever?
All three of them are turd burglars.Copperfield: bad fake tan, bad clothes and appaling mullet.Blaine: Idiot vacant expression, crummy 'acts' and that stupid eye thing on his hand.Beckham: Twat. Nuff said.So ner.
Actually they are not all turd burglars.Gillette has paid damn good money for Beckham to be recognized as the biggest turd burglar of all, so don't speak lightly of the Patron Saint Of Shaving.
He doesn't steal the turds, he endorses them , and sells the dream on to us mere wankers
LOL @ MD, The Beckhams are the Chav god and Goddess IMO
Tangent- Is it me or does the word ever look wrong when written Ever?
Yes. It's one of those words where one day you suddenly realze it sounds/looks weird and then you can't stop thinking about it.
You're right. Along with 'pants' and 'trolley' I will never fully accept the word 'Ever' (capital E) 'ever' again. It's like a mantra, the word has become disconnected from my understanding!