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jon wyatt
16-07-01, 14:02
I mean he must be the fastest person here. And he can jump, believe me, I've seen pictures.And another thing, the Thai police could never get those charges to stick so we'll have none of that Donkey Murderer stuff thank you.

Ashley Wright
16-07-01, 14:18
OOohh can you get me his autograph next time you see him.His cross ups when jumping are the best around.I thought they pinned that on Rob Warner - or was that the donkey shagger?

jon wyatt
16-07-01, 14:21
I dunno, he doesn't sign just anyone's autograph book you know.

Ashley Wright
16-07-01, 14:22
fingers crossed that he chooses to sign mine then.

Jon Webb
16-07-01, 14:53
It wasn't Thailand it was Indonesia. And I didn't really murder it, just look, it's fine:

jon wyatt
16-07-01, 14:56
LOL! Even your partners can jump higher than me.

Ashley Wright
16-07-01, 14:57
But like you Jon (1) I notice the rear wheel is still on the ground. Perhaps his wife / son took the picture too early?

Dominic Perry
16-07-01, 15:51
Jon Webb is an inspiration to all the youngsters out there. It just shows you how even a 25st coach potato can turn his life around given the correct dosage of EPO.

Ashley Wright
16-07-01, 16:08
Didn't he fall into the cauldron when he was a baby? That's why he has this super human strength to go with it. Our own modern day superman.Ashley.(Jon are you embaresed yet?)

Dominic Perry
16-07-01, 16:22
i suspect you'd be confusing Jon with the character Obelix from the popular 'Asterix' children's comic books. Quite easy to do given their substantial girth and penchant for wild boar (it's the latest energy food all the stars are using), but we all know that Jon has more in common with Getafix (boom boom). Jon, you can sue me know ok?

Ashley Wright
16-07-01, 20:05
Where as Jon Wyatt obviously has a lot in common with geriatrix :-)

jon wyatt
17-07-01, 07:21
Ashley, you win.[1][1] For the photograph comment. LOL

Jon Webb
18-07-01, 08:17
Dom you spelt 'now' wrong. I wouldn't want to sue someone so illiterate. And you being a journalist and all!I am comfortable with my super-hero status.jw2