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martin smith
10-12-03, 14:42
I know this is probably an old done before question but...Given the prolific posting of some people what do you for jobs?All this chatting can't be doing the world economy much good...sorry just nosey...

martin smith
10-12-03, 14:43
sorry i am a research chemist...

Charlie T..
10-12-03, 14:43
Ah, shall I answer this?Ermmmmm

Kato ...
10-12-03, 14:44
I'm a Cartographic Draftsman

Mister Khomenni
10-12-03, 14:44
I'm a computer spod.

Ste : )
10-12-03, 14:44
i have no idea

Kato ...
10-12-03, 14:44
Mr Charles Thomas is'between jobs'

Will Walleater
10-12-03, 14:44
I'm involved in buying fleet cars

Richard Westwater
10-12-03, 14:44
software something or other

Charlie T..
10-12-03, 14:45
LOL @ Kato! I'm resting"!"

Padowan S (Running on soul food)
10-12-03, 14:46
I'm a Ship Operator.Or, as my darling wife puts it, I play Battleships all day"."

Kato ...
10-12-03, 14:48
'you sank my battleship!'

Anne Brown
10-12-03, 14:49
I am a computer programmer.I am exceedingly efficient thus I have plenty of time to spend here.

Numpty! (Kut)
10-12-03, 14:51
Numpty is International Exchange Fee Auditorfor large European Exchange.

Beckers ....(Steel is real, but wood is good..)
10-12-03, 14:52
err.... I was a boy .....last time I looked...

A small thing is a good thing
10-12-03, 14:53
support role in computer games

Padowan S (Running on soul food)
10-12-03, 14:53
LMFAO @ Kato!!

Will Walleater
10-12-03, 14:55
A mate of mine was a computer programmer. He'd spend a few minutes typing some wierd codes and then sit with his feet up for 6 hours doing an upgrade" so I know where you're coming from Anne!"

ed b
10-12-03, 14:57
I'm a student!!!! Woohoooo!!! Lots of time for riding and doing what i love best......nothing!!! Magic!

Numpty! (Kut)
10-12-03, 14:58
A small thing, for a small thing is a good thing.Are you like, Donkey Kongs sidekick evil mate, or more of the Sonic Hedgehogs' mate the foxy thing?

Richard Westwater
10-12-03, 14:58
If they gave us faster computers it'd get done quicker!

Richard Westwater
10-12-03, 14:59
Computer programmers that is

A small thing is a good thing
10-12-03, 15:07
kut yes

Padowan S (Running on soul food)
10-12-03, 15:08
He's Luigi.

Numpty! (Kut)
10-12-03, 15:09
You wanna get yusself a leading role in a new game, you've done the support bit, star in your own game, go on, you know it makes sense. Very little.

Dave Carlson
10-12-03, 15:09
I'm a computer programmer. Although I don't do that anymore.

A small thing is a good thing
10-12-03, 15:12
the games we are doing at the moment are really old fashioned. got credited on the last gba title but only the most hardcore gamers play that!(btw i dont play any computer games at all)

Paul (work is a knife in my back) Cooper
10-12-03, 15:12
*cough* accountant *cough*

Numpty! (Kut)
10-12-03, 15:15
Don't be shy my accounting chum, as an auditor I am equally repressed and dull.

Will Walleater
10-12-03, 15:15
Seems like most computer programmers / software engineers don't do anything anymore. If Marconi and Fujitsu are anything to go by.

Wendy Penguin
10-12-03, 15:15
I'm a statistician.40% of the time.......;o)

Numpty! (Kut)
10-12-03, 15:18
As an auditor, I've checked your figures and you owe us 1%.No hold on, we owe you 10%.Shit, erm, 10 divided by six, no, three under seven. We'll call it quits.

Erik the faceless Viking
10-12-03, 15:24
I'm an opperations coordinator. Still haven't worked out what that is after 5 years, but it seems to envolve getting moaned at by our 300 staff.

Numpty! (Kut)
10-12-03, 15:33
You truly have a thankless job Erik.I did that sort of thing for a while.I ran away.

Pat Mustard
10-12-03, 15:37
I are world class slacker.

Jo Hawkins
10-12-03, 15:37
Numpty :surely as an auditor you will just do whatever you did last year and then sign off the file???

Numpty! (Kut)
10-12-03, 15:41
As an auditor, I've checked your figures and you owe us 1%.No hold on, we owe you 10%.Shit, erm, 10 divided by six, no, three under seven. We'll call it quits.Never.

Numpty! (Kut)
10-12-03, 15:42
I am not American!

Jo Hawkins
10-12-03, 15:45
ok then do the same as last year, sign off the file and then increase the billBut hey just go careful next year when the audit limit goes up :)

Numpty! (Kut)
10-12-03, 15:51
Sadly, each audit I do is different than the previous. Oh if only I could do that voodoo you suggest I do so well. I have to travel to wherever in the world i'm needed, then I break out the Champagne and then, and only then will I sign em off.

Ming the Merciless ...ruler of the known shed
10-12-03, 15:51
Radio Enginner for what's left of the rail network...as well as full time slacker and overtime creation expert.

monkey m*gic
10-12-03, 16:01
Someone famous once said 'The longer the job title the less important the job'Mines 'Business Research, Publication & Product Development manager' or sommat like thatNuff said I think

Numpty! (Kut)
10-12-03, 16:03
A Brickie must be something to aspire to then.What is the shortest job title?Boss?CEO?

monkey m*gic
10-12-03, 16:04
VP

Paul Sheppard
10-12-03, 16:04
I proabably work for the same company as MingTTSL?

Erik the faceless Viking
10-12-03, 16:04
Pimp is quite a short job title

Mark Sweatman
10-12-03, 16:05
Exploration Geologist which sounds cool but still involves looking at a PC screen for most of the day.

Will Walleater
10-12-03, 16:05
Ho

David French
10-12-03, 19:54
I'm a student....can't you tell. (If you look realy closley at my picture, you might be able to make out that I'm in a 'study' centre. Although since I've been going in there it's more like an extra common room.)

dave mccauley
10-12-03, 22:39
taxi driver runs and hides

Errrmmm Yesss ( Dyl, 69ers still ROCK )
11-12-03, 00:06
Also a Computer programmerWhy are so many, Programmers into Biking and Climbing and the like, oh cause we'd go MAD looking at the screen all day.Anne, I'm exceptionally lazy, hence always here sometimes at 3am trying to get stuff done, I avoided doing in the day :)

Russ Hall
11-12-03, 07:59
I am a research engineer.Though I aspire to be a spy.

Horace Fogsworth
11-12-03, 08:29
Field Returns Coordinator (Part Time)aka Secretary and dogsbody to a bunch of engineers who can't be bothered to write their own reports.And part time house husband.

Horace Fogsworth
11-12-03, 08:30
And part time used motorcycle importer.

Hoot of the Smoot
11-12-03, 08:35
Satellite Operation Engineer.

Kato ...
11-12-03, 08:52
Great Hoot, how much would it cost for the full package including, Sky Sports, Sky Movies and all the porno channels?

Russ Hall
11-12-03, 08:53
Especially the porno channels.

Paul Sheppard
11-12-03, 09:02
Dylan, i think here the demographic is somewhat scewed.

Horace Fogsworth
11-12-03, 09:11
Anyone able to submit a review of the porno channels ?www.PORNmagic.com ?

Odd Brown Mutt
11-12-03, 09:31
Good question about computer programmers that. I was out at an entertainment evening a few weeks back and all the programmers were well into their bikes. Made my boss fel left out!I personally scrape a living finding computer programmers and the like suitable work.Its an honest but hard trade...........Awaits abuse from the IT folk on here.

Donncha Hanna
11-12-03, 09:40
Sort of a Psycholgist

Will Walleater
11-12-03, 09:41
I personally scrape a living finding computer programmers and the like suitable work."Must be hard when the IT industry has sacked everyone!!"

Donncha Hanna
11-12-03, 09:41
that can't spell.........

Russ Hall
11-12-03, 09:46
That mean you work for a recruitment agency OBM?

Odd Brown Mutt
11-12-03, 10:44
It does I am afraid Russ, butdon't hold it against me.Actually there does seem to be something of an upturn in the IT market at the moment. Ah we shall see.

Russ Hall
11-12-03, 10:49
I have noting against recruitment agents OBM...

A-M McPoltis
11-12-03, 10:55
im an aircraft design engineer, some (my boss) may disagree:)

Dan (Dirtyrider)
11-12-03, 10:56
a trollDan

Errrmmm Yesss ( Dyl, 69ers still ROCK )
11-12-03, 11:33
Not seeing any upturn in IT here, well if there is it sure isn't helping my bank account any :(

Anne Brown
11-12-03, 11:39
Depends on area of IT.MainframePCInternetCommsetc...

A small thing is a good thing
11-12-03, 11:43
can assure you that it jobs within the gaming industry are virtually non existant in uk now. worrying.

Hoot of the Smoot
11-12-03, 11:45
Kato, would now how much anything like that cost to be honest. I deal with the Satellites' themselves like Steevo deals with ships. Only we can't dock ours to sort out problems!!

Kato ...
11-12-03, 11:50
I wasn't being serious Hoot. I know you don't install satellite tellyWhat satellites do you run?

Hoot of the Smoot
11-12-03, 11:51
Not allowed to say! Sorry.

Hoot of the Smoot
11-12-03, 11:51
But there are 7 of the buggers.

Hoot of the Smoot
11-12-03, 11:52
Kato, I am considering taking a GEosciences Degree through the OU over the next couple of years any advice, hints etc on what to steer clear of!

Errrmmm Yesss ( Dyl, 69ers still ROCK )
11-12-03, 11:57
Also, the area you live in, not alot of requirement for programs to be bespoke here.Moving into internet ASP programming aswell, but only as I've got some work for it, and needs must!!!

Kato ...
11-12-03, 11:58
I used to play with the IKONOS and SPOT platforms amongst others when I worked at MOD.Geosciences?What are you thinking of taking?

Kato ...
11-12-03, 12:01
INTELSAT?

fish ...
11-12-03, 12:09
i buy and sell fish!!

The Art of Training Without Training
11-12-03, 12:41
Want some porbeagle shark, fish?bloke down this way seems to be catching them like there is no tomorrow!

Ssshhhtinky Gurl
11-12-03, 13:22
part time PA, part time masseuse, part time slacker who would like to go fulltime *sigh* need to learn how to programme...

Kato ...
11-12-03, 13:31
'part time masseuse'hello

Ste : )
11-12-03, 13:32
*ears perk*

fish ...
11-12-03, 14:01
saw that in the fishing news bruce, we get our porbeagles from scrabster and orkneys.he got a good price too!!errr...bugger the fishing.....this masseuse sounds interesting!!!*looks hopefully at the screen*

Ste : )
11-12-03, 14:03
*tut*typical woman, leads you on till you start to get interested..... then she disapears.*sigh* summer.......

Kato ...
11-12-03, 14:06
I was interested in a massage Ste, I think you were looking for a hand job mate ;-)

Diane *GG*
11-12-03, 14:08
Go Sheep!

Ste : )
11-12-03, 14:10
what the hell are you on about di?me? never! i'm a one woman man, kato

fish ...
11-12-03, 14:10
think your horse is deteriorating di?!?!

Diane *GG*
11-12-03, 14:12
Sorry, I though Ste was referring to a Mint Sauce strip.Is my horse deteriorating?*peers at pic*

Ste : )
11-12-03, 14:13
oh yeah, i was diDUR meforget what i spoke about 5 minutes ago sometimes!

Ste : )
11-12-03, 14:13
it's underfloor disco lighting, kato

Kato ...
11-12-03, 14:13
You're not reading MBUK are you Di?

Ste : )
11-12-03, 14:13
fish, not kato, FISH!!!i'm going

Kato ...
11-12-03, 14:14
i was a little confused there for a minutejust a short while mind

fish ...
11-12-03, 14:17
who....what...me.......why?!?!was it me ste?

Diane *GG*
11-12-03, 14:19
Not right at this minute no. I occasionally skip to the back page if I'm in WHSmith's.: )

fish ...
11-12-03, 14:23
yup, the horse had white lines up and down it di.....must be my puter screen eh?!?!last time i saw you lurking di was when you were just about to receive a deserving blow with a large heavy implement from mr green while hiding behind the curtains in the drawing room............ummm you still managed to make off with the choco biscuits........errr all i ment to say hellooooo!!!

Charlie T..
11-12-03, 14:25
100

Kato ...
11-12-03, 14:28
;-) @ DiGood girlie

Kato ...
11-12-03, 14:30
I didn't mean to sound patronising BTW :-)

Diane *GG*
11-12-03, 14:34
LolOooooh - Has fishy got more biccies?

fish ...
11-12-03, 14:34
sounded that way mr map drawer!!not that i'm trying to cause problems obviously...

fish ...
11-12-03, 14:45
*lays a trail of choco chips for di to follow*

Ssshhhtinky Gurl
11-12-03, 15:28
*tut* typical woman, leads you on till you start to get interested..... then she disapears."apologies, had a client to tend to ... man with sore hand..."

Kato ...
11-12-03, 15:31
Well I've got a sore neck from a car crash I has a year ago. How much do you charge?

Ssshhhtinky Gurl
11-12-03, 15:37
250 an hour... oh and there's mileage on top of that

Ste : )
11-12-03, 15:38
apologies, had a client to tend to ... man with sore hand..."well, that's what you get for leading them on to the point of sexual frustration, then buggering off......soory, i'll get my trench coat"

Ssshhhtinky Gurl
11-12-03, 15:40
goddam, i was wondering where i was going wrong... thx ste

Kato ...
11-12-03, 15:43
250 p/h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!that's daylight robbery, my solicitor only charges 170+vat p/h

Kato ...
11-12-03, 15:44
Personally I think anyone that would part with 250 for an hour's massage is a fcuking mug

Paul Sheppard
11-12-03, 15:47
or she gives VERY good massages ;)

Numpty! (Kut)
11-12-03, 15:48
Is that the full package with extras for €250.What? Pounds? Per what? Hour?Kato is quite right, Fcuking a mug would be much cheaper.

Ssshhhtinky Gurl
11-12-03, 15:50
hey, i'm worth itno, seriously if you wanna know its about 30 an hour.... thats better isn't it

Numpty! (Kut)
11-12-03, 15:54
€30 an hour is even beter. Sadly, you will not be welcome in Amsterdam. I see from your photo 45% is a normal working angle.

Kato ...
11-12-03, 15:56
30 is reasonable

Numpty! (Kut)
11-12-03, 15:57
Meaning?Tis only horizontal here, no ups, no downs.Horizontal massager type lady. €30 per Hour. Seeks similar with GSOH for fun and riding.

simon buck
11-12-03, 15:57
I work on this site so i'm paid to sit here and read it all day... It is a tuff job but someone has to do it ! Enjoy.

Numpty! (Kut)
11-12-03, 15:58
Do you get to make the tea?

Ssshhhtinky Gurl
11-12-03, 15:58
some people have all the fun jobs

Kato ...
11-12-03, 16:01
So how much to travel to Kent and massage me?

Chris (Kenny) Lawson
11-12-03, 16:02
Kato's got himself all worked up on the porn thread.

Numpty! (Kut)
11-12-03, 16:03
You pay for the flight and i'll throw in the massage for the cost of the 'bad taste in the mouth'you offered yesterday.Plus €37 multiplied by 1.546 to make it into quids which I can't remember the sign alt thingy for.

Kato ...
11-12-03, 16:03
lol

Diane *GG*
11-12-03, 16:09
I used to go to school with a Simon Buck.: )You didn't live in Biggleswade once upon a time?

Ste : )
11-12-03, 16:09
Numpty!!! 'snone of this Euro crap here, thanks

Diane *GG*
11-12-03, 16:09
... think he had a brother called Steven...*drifts off on nostalgic trip*

Ssshhhtinky Gurl
11-12-03, 16:12
i charge extra for currency conversionsand Kato, I'll do you an unmissable discount at 150...

Ste : )
11-12-03, 16:13
30 greens still seems a fair amount to me....

Kato ...
11-12-03, 16:13
You must live quite a way from Kent then

Ste : )
11-12-03, 16:13
wish i could charg 30 for what i *ehem* provide.....

Ste : )
11-12-03, 16:14
idealy, i'd charge women to massage *me* you know, for the pleasure and all that.....erm.....

Kato ...
11-12-03, 16:15
lol @ Steplayer

Ste : )
11-12-03, 16:16
have you seen me in a skirt?come on, admit it! you would, wouldn't you?

Ssshhhtinky Gurl
11-12-03, 16:17
hmmm, i'd pay to see you in a skirt

Numpty! (Kut)
11-12-03, 16:19
Your filthy British pound is dying. Like your economy and transport system. And NHS. And schools, universities and social housing.Charge as much as you like for currency conversion, you'll all soon be begging for the Mighty Euro!If any trolls wish to backmassage the back passage then I can see a way to accomodate that.I will send you off to the Blue light district.

Kato ...
11-12-03, 16:20
SGreally you wouldn't pay to see it!

Ssshhhtinky Gurl
11-12-03, 16:21
no..you're probably right kato

Kato ...
11-12-03, 16:21
'Your filthy British pound is dying''spose you're better off with the Euro eh Numpty? No more trading in tulip bulbs or cheese

Ste : )
11-12-03, 16:21
stinky... have you not seen 'those' pictures yet?

Numpty! (Kut)
11-12-03, 16:23
I trade only in confusion and misery my humble bending robot friend.

Ste : )
11-12-03, 16:24
I trade only in confusion and misery"like everyone else in Dam?oh yeah, and sex of course......."

Kato ...
11-12-03, 16:24
show her the pictures Ste. I can't remember the link

Ssshhhtinky Gurl
11-12-03, 16:24
i don't believe i have.. i don't want nightmares tho and if its a pay-site, i certainly ain't going

Kato ...
11-12-03, 16:25
It all free

simon buck
11-12-03, 16:25
I like making tea ?

Numpty! (Kut)
11-12-03, 16:26
Sadly, I have not yet passed my Sex traders exam. But I am able to deal in Oral gratification. Which can also be classed as confusion in certain areas.

Ste : )
11-12-03, 16:27
http://stevesphotos.fotopic.net/photo.php?id=1833817yeah baby!

Numpty! (Kut)
11-12-03, 16:27
Are you not sure?

Kato ...
11-12-03, 16:28

Ssshhhtinky Gurl
11-12-03, 16:29
if thats a question then yes you do, if its a statement then i'm very happy for you oh, if its all free then let me look..go on..

Ssshhhtinky Gurl
11-12-03, 16:29
that was aimed at simon btw

Ssshhhtinky Gurl
11-12-03, 16:30
geez i am soo behind

Ssshhhtinky Gurl
11-12-03, 16:31
dare i ask which one of those tasty lasses is you ste?

Ste : )
11-12-03, 16:31
i'm the one in the black and white dress.

Ste : )
11-12-03, 16:32
the aeroplane blonde

simon buck
11-12-03, 16:32
thank you i think ? stinky

Kato ...
11-12-03, 16:33
What a looker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ssshhhtinky Gurl
11-12-03, 16:33
lolyou have lovely breats ste

Numpty! (Kut)
11-12-03, 16:33
Bone it!! Ask q's later.

Ste : )
11-12-03, 16:34
thanks Stinky

Ste : )
11-12-03, 16:35
Kato.i'm sick of your types!pervert!: )

simon buck
11-12-03, 16:36
ste where did you get those done and how much did it cost you ? i have an ex who could use the info.....

simon buck
11-12-03, 16:37
nice though

Ste : )
11-12-03, 16:37
they're string vests, stuffed down my top.

Ssshhhtinky Gurl
11-12-03, 16:45
me-ow mr buck

fish ...
11-12-03, 16:58
*cough*

simon buck
11-12-03, 17:19
ah yeah ?