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Kato !!!
28-10-03, 08:35

Tim - base phase
28-10-03, 08:49
Kato, I saw that last night.She was tic tac smuggling - must be the effect a TVR has on her!

Mike Davis
28-10-03, 08:49
Nice to see Nick C's comment passing considerably above the heads of a couple of people there ;-)

Dan - Chemical Chance
28-10-03, 09:05
Other way round, Mike! NC implied Clarkson has looks and humour!

Melvin Walleater Schmelvin
28-10-03, 09:05
Speech impediment? Forty a day sounds good to me. I bet she smokes to.

Dan - Chemical Chance
28-10-03, 09:06
Oh, no, he was just being a clever-cloggs. How clever.

Melvin Walleater Schmelvin
28-10-03, 09:06
*too*

SloBoy GreaseMonkey
28-10-03, 09:09
I with the munter with a speech impediment" camp myself."

Dan - Chemical Chance
28-10-03, 09:10
lol @ Will

Anne Brown
28-10-03, 09:49
Can't honestly say I've watched the show*smug*

Charlie T..
28-10-03, 09:51
Hmmmm, VBH+TVR = nice!Why is it that a girl has to be some fake grinning fool for the lot at STW to like her? (Viz- Kylie, annoying Aussie Tart.)VBH is real, genuine, not made for the Loaded/FHM generation.I have to agree with the comments about Jodie Kidd though, and by should you see her in her polo kit!

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 09:52
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo treacle!

Tim - base phase
28-10-03, 09:52
rather see her out of her polo kit ;)

Charlie T..
28-10-03, 09:53
Trust me on this one, Tim, she looks superb in it! And she can't half play well as well!

Tim - base phase
28-10-03, 09:59
I know - If our company did the corporate hospitality gig then I'd be booking us into the her polo school!

Melvin Walleater Schmelvin
28-10-03, 09:59
The mint with the hole.Where's me coat?

Paul (over the bars this weekend!) Cooper
28-10-03, 10:18
To call VBH a minger is astounding unless you do spend your entire time burried nose deep in Loaded/FHH or whatever half arsed jazz mag takes your fancy. Very much a real woman - didn't knwo she smoked (thought the voice hints at it) and that is a downer but hell I think I'd cope with it in the short term!

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 10:23
I know I'd cope with it in the long term!

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 10:28
Kato would muff her outthank you very much

Formerly Listed as Project (F.L.a.P.)
28-10-03, 10:31
Kato would muff her out- Is that a technical term?

James Roberts
28-10-03, 10:31
i cant stand VBH. I reckon Kate moss might have some driving skill too, if jodie kidd does. Not out of the realms of possibility.The Kate and Jodie car show anyone?

Formerly Listed as Project (F.L.a.P.)
28-10-03, 10:33
VBH is great - I've said it before and Ive said it again - period!!

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 10:37
I like VBH, she's got a voice that says I diiiirty in the sack

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 10:38
i'm" even"

Formerly Listed as Project (F.L.a.P.)
28-10-03, 10:40
LOL@ KATO - I just wish she would reply to my e-mails - anyway what I suggested to her is NOT illegal in the privacy of your own home!!!She has got a lovely raspy voice that says -yes we can go out in the TVR, as long as I drive , then we can sh*g"I think I love her!!!"

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 10:43
and posh girls are always mucky ;-)

Formerly Listed as Project (F.L.a.P.)
28-10-03, 10:44
I found at Uni (1st time - NOT this time!!) that the Irish Equestrian girls were very mucky and up for it.Unfortunately not had many (re:ANY) posh girls although I believe CT knows all about them!

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 10:45
LOL @ Kato! I like your style, mate!Mr. FLaP: Your next task is to undertake a project planning analysis of the seduction and "muffing" of Miss Butler-Henderson"."

Formerly Listed as Project (F.L.a.P.)
28-10-03, 10:45
and posh girls are always mucky ;-)-in the stable with you now commoner - sh*g me senseless or I will whip you - oops sorry imagination got away again!!!

Formerly Listed as Project (F.L.a.P.)
28-10-03, 10:47
Padowan - Yeah still on that. How would muffing Mis VBH look on a Gannt Chart!, and what would be the critical path analysis? This gives me an idea - MS Project!!

Charlie T..
28-10-03, 10:47
FLaP, posh birds are dirtier. Far more fun, and usually tend to have much much filthier underwear collections, just have a look at www.agentprovocateur.com and you'll see what I mean!

Formerly Listed as Project (F.L.a.P.)
28-10-03, 10:48
Love to look at that website Charlie but at the mo surrounded by girls in the computer room, best not to just yet!!!

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 11:03

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 11:04
More VBH than you can shake a stick at

Paul (over the bars this weekend!) Cooper
28-10-03, 11:16
I did a quick look at that one earlier - terribly screen shots of her in top gear and fifth gear! Not certain they are adoring her or trying to ruin her!

Charlie T..
28-10-03, 11:18
Have a look at my sugggestion for a website instead!

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 11:20
where?

Charlie T..
28-10-03, 11:22
top of the page.

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 11:24
sorry, but i'm gonna have to say i'd only go there if she asked nicely.which, as she's a posh bird, she probably wouldn't posh birds are fine, but people who think they're better than others just cos they're minted really bug me!

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 11:25
ahhhMrs Kato likes buying stuff from there Charlie

Charlie T..
28-10-03, 11:28
Kato, try the one off Sloane Street, very nice Private Changing Room" downstairs!"

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 11:29
lovely ;-)

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 11:29
'rrrrumpypumpy'i may have to take mrs ste to london for a (dirty/romantic) weekend

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 11:30
OMG!! i just referred to her as mrs ste!

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 11:32
lol @ ste

Erik the Viking
28-10-03, 11:34
Oooh ste thats worrying. Whats that noise???Wedding bells? No can't be.!!

Charlie T..
28-10-03, 11:35
Can we come to the wedding, Ste.I promise we'll behave

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 11:35
it'll be a long time yet, CT!

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 11:36
she's used the 'L' word on me twice!!

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 11:36
I promise we'll behave"Erm.......... Does that apply to all of us?"

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 11:37
granted, she was drunk both times and the first time she preceded it with 'think'

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 11:40
'L' word eh? Tricky!Don't get sucked into the false reciprocation trap Ste - I did that with an ex and ended up moving to Singapore". I still haven't lived that one down."

Anne Brown
28-10-03, 11:40
the L word???Lick?

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 11:43
nah, we used that one about 6 months ago, anne : )

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 11:43
'moving to singapore'?is that some kind of dirty phrase?

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 11:44
moving to Singapore"Steevo, you weak man ;-)"

Anne Brown
28-10-03, 11:44
What is moving to Singapore" an aphorism for?"

Charlie T..
28-10-03, 11:45
Run AWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!

Anne Brown
28-10-03, 11:47
??

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 11:49
LOL @ Ste and Kato!Bang on Charlie. Had to find a way of breaking off diplomatic relations wiothout hurting her (and making me look like the cnut I blatantly was). Moving to Singapore on work placement" seemed the most feasible escape route. And she believed me, bless her. Of course, I had to take certain drastic steps, such as changing my mobile phone number (much to the hilarity of the Georgie lass at T-Mobile). Ever since I've changed numbers ALL my friends start txting me, asking "so, what's happened to the missus then?"Weak? Erm....... Yup. Sorry."

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 11:51
lol @ SteevoYou could have just said you didn't want to see her anymore'moving to Singapore' lmfao!

Anne Brown
28-10-03, 11:56
ooops sorry, I mis-read it and thought she had 'moved to singapore'.You are a very bad boy.:)

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 11:57
Not quite that easy, after you'd said the L word to her. Actually, she was a bit crafty about it: she said it first, but said it in the middle of a very, erm, delicate" situation ;-). After that it was all down hill. She had a kid, too, which didn't help. She started referring to me in from of the kid as "Uncle Steve" and even started making noises about moving to London to be near me (she was from Rochdale). Drastic measures had to be taken ad taken quickly. It's kind of difficult to tell her that you don't want to see her about three days after saying the L word.Bugg'rit. OK. I'll admit it. I was weak. Oh, when one night stands go bad!"

SloBoy GreaseMonkey
28-10-03, 12:00
So you're advising me against making declarations of affection to women from industr in their 40's, who have childrenWell, okay, you're the doctor, but I don't think welsh valley girl, mother of two, Mrs SloBoy, 43, is going to be too impressed.

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 12:01
LOL @ Anne! Ah, tis true.

SloBoy GreaseMonkey
28-10-03, 12:01
I must read before postingI must read before postingI must read before postingI must read before postingI must read before postingWell, I hope you got the gist.

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 12:01
you fool.see that's what happens when you're not straight from the beggining.i got out of it by saying some crap about l....llll....lllllloooo...... that word being a very strong word, and i don't entend on using it untill i'm completely sure. in fact, it's not srap at all, that is how i feel. i've said it before (cos i thought i did) and oh how wrong i was.she is totally wonderful and i like her loads....god, it's going all dawsons creek

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 12:02
Nah, you're alright Slo. The Bunny Boiler was only 22.

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 12:03
mens fear of commitment always amuses me

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 12:12
Oh, when one night stands go bad"Been there, done that Steevo about 3 years agoChanged my phone numbersandmoved house!"

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 12:13
Moved house?!?!? I bow to your superior skills, Kato!

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 12:18
well I was moving anyway, so I seized the opportunity with both hands.You know how it isOne night stand for you The start of a relationship for themfookin' disasterous

Erik the Viking
28-10-03, 12:26
Even though we moan about them and their strange ways we still go back for more. Are we that stupid? Probably and they know it!!

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 12:28
One night stand for youThe start of a relationship for them"Innit! Admittedly I *might* have given the wrong impression by assuring her that "it" wouldn't just be a one night stand before the initial event in order to initiate said event....."

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 12:29
But that's standard procedure Steevo. We'll say anything it takes to get 'nuts in'

Diane *is it home-time yet?*
28-10-03, 12:36

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 12:37
Well that's what I though, Kato. Seems someone was mistaken.*cough*sillycow*cough*;-)

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 12:38
Sorry Diane*Hangs head in shame*

Tim - base phase
28-10-03, 12:42
LOL, Just popped in in the middle of delicious leek and potato soup to read about the depths we will sink to!SteI love you whaen you do THAT" - Always a good one as it is specific yet ambiguous ...."

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 12:52
I'm not really like that anymore DianeI'm so ashamed of myself

Anne Brown
28-10-03, 12:53
have you guys ever been hurt cos a girl never called afterwards?

Erik the Viking
28-10-03, 12:54
We believe you Kato!!

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 12:55
I'm married now so I don't have to stoop to such deception.No, honest. I don't.

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 12:56
Actually Anne, yes.

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 12:57
Yep me too Anne.But I'm in love now ;-)

Erik the Viking
28-10-03, 12:59
Don't know Anne. I've never been in that position. The ladieees always call me back wanting more!! Joke.....actually they tend to run away very quickly. Wonder why? What is that fishy smell that follows me around all the time?!!

Charlie T..
28-10-03, 13:01
I had a stalker once.

Combat Wombat
28-10-03, 13:02
is he called Fred CT?

Diane *is it home-time yet?*
28-10-03, 13:03
LolWas just a little surprised to see you all on a 'them and us' roll.

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 13:10
I saw a picture of you once Diane.I thought you were quite foxy;-)

Erik the Viking
28-10-03, 13:11
Settle down Kato!! Cold shower time for you.

SloBoy GreaseMonkey
28-10-03, 13:12
Yes Kato but are you certain it was Di's head AND her body. Photoshop's pretty good these days y'know.

Charlie T..
28-10-03, 13:12
Saucer of milk of SloBoy, please.

Diane *is it home-time yet?*
28-10-03, 13:13
! Must have been someone else. I don't even have red hair.: P

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 13:16
no, it was something along the lines of pushing a Kona up Jacobs Ladder in black trousers

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 13:18
http://stevesphotos.fotopic.net/show_collection.php?id=25218theres a pretty poor pic here.she's a hard one to get a photo of, i can tell ya!

Diane *is it home-time yet?*
28-10-03, 13:19
LolBe thankful I had the trousers on - the sheer whiteness of my legs would have blinded everyone.I'm taking a packhorse next time to carry the bike up for me.: )

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 13:22
good idea dianne, thing is, you didn't actually have any time to rest cos a soon as you go to the top of the hill, we'd already got bored and wanted to go!: )

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 13:23
*cough*

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 13:24
100

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 13:24
Charlie

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 13:24
101

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 13:25
Bollox.

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 13:26
:-)

Charlie T..
28-10-03, 13:26
Annnnnnnnnnnnnd, I'm spent!

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 13:27
lol @ charlie

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 13:27
oh, her!!yeah, she'd get it.something about female carshow hosts......

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 13:29
*wipes the monitor screen*

Charlie T..
28-10-03, 14:02
An eveninga few bottles of Perrier Jouet 1990VBHJodie KiddAll in the downstairs Private Changing Room" at Agent Provocateur.hmmmmmmmmmmm"

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 14:08
Good evening treacles!

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 14:09
I pass on the Kiddster I think.

Charlie T..
28-10-03, 14:15
Are you quite quite mad?

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 14:18
Can I swap Jodie Kidd for that bird out of Dawson's Crack?Yes, I know she's a Septic, but I bet she'd be right dirty. And at 5' 7.5 JK's a bit too tall for me."

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 14:18
eccentric (spl) rather than mad

Charlie T..
28-10-03, 14:20
Only because you're a shortarse, Steve!Oh, and I've heard she doesn't really go for blokes who poo their pants half way round a ride!

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 14:22
Who? Jodie Kidd? Fair enough. I don't blame her. Now that bird from DC? I've heard she likes the more deminutive gent, and she likes 'em sweaty ;-)

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 14:22
I'd like to boff Sophie Ellis-Bextor though

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 14:23
The brunette version though, Kato, not the blonde.

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 14:25
WHAT!!!! kato!!! she looks like a china doll.kate moss would definatly get some stevie love!

Tim - base phase
28-10-03, 14:26
SEB?I have to admit that when I see her on tele I can't make up my mind whether she is an absolute munter or falls into the OK for an off night category.- Must look better without clothes and makeup as she has no dress sense!

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 14:26
kelly brook.common bitch, i'd definatly stick one in her mouth.er.... i mean.... erm.

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 14:27
she looks like a china doll.kate moss would definatly get some stevie love!"What? You could snap Kate Moss if you weren't careful. SEB has more substance that the Stick Insect (mentally and well as physically)."

Anne Brown
28-10-03, 14:27
oh for .... can you guys tone it down please.

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 14:28
i'd do her from behind AND give her a reacharound!

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 14:28
Most definatly the brunette version

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 14:29
Good call mate!

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 14:30
and her mum too

Melvin Walleater Schmelvin
28-10-03, 14:30
Sophie Ellis-Sidebottom? She's evil!

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 14:30
Yup.

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 14:30
(to Kato)

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 14:32
sorry anne : (

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 14:36
You're a man of taste Steve

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 14:37
Sorry about that, Anne.*ahem*

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 14:38
Why thank you, Kato ;-)

Combat Wombat
28-10-03, 14:43
not sure Anne will come back into this thread to see your appoligies

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 14:44
But then to be fair the thread does have the words STW" and "VHB" in the title - what did she think was gonna happen?"

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 14:47
'tsk'exactly

Formerly Listed as Project (F.L.a.P.)
28-10-03, 14:47
LOL @..........everyone - lost it a little did we?

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 14:48
Just a tad.

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 14:53
'snigger'

Formerly Listed as Project (F.L.a.P.)
28-10-03, 14:54
'chuckle'

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 14:58
Sophie Ellis-Bextor and Vicki Butler-Hendersontoo many surnames

Formerly Listed as Project (F.L.a.P.)
28-10-03, 14:59
What would your name be if you had a hyphen?I would be............Roger Any-Thing!

Formerly Listed as Project (F.L.a.P.)
28-10-03, 15:00
Then you could call me RAT.

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 15:01
lol

Anne Brown
28-10-03, 15:01
yes well I can see you are all really contrite.Time to go change your underwear.

SloBoy GreaseMonkey
28-10-03, 15:03
You mean put some on" surely."

Formerly Listed as Project (F.L.a.P.)
28-10-03, 15:03
Put it back on!

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 15:21
Mary Anne Hobbs off Radio 1 floats Kato's boat too!

Formerly Listed as Project (F.L.a.P.)
28-10-03, 15:22
Used to like her but a bit annoying now!

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 15:22
dido!thank god she tool that 'L' out of her name thoughi mean, didol is hardly a good name for a singer

Formerly Listed as Project (F.L.a.P.)
28-10-03, 15:24
lol although it looks like you have been using too many Ls !!

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 15:27
You know that Dido's full name isFlorian Cloud de Bounevialle Armstrong

Formerly Listed as Project (F.L.a.P.)
28-10-03, 15:37
what FCdBA ohh her!!!!

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 15:37
wow, thanks kato, now let me file that in the folder of other uninterestng crap......

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 15:37
: )

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 15:40
I aim to please Ste ;-)

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 15:55
'snigger'

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
28-10-03, 15:58
'snigger'

Anne Brown
28-10-03, 16:24
what rims a 29in Kylie?snigger

Kato !!!
28-10-03, 16:26
I am so proud of myself!!! :-)

Padowan S (Running on fear)
28-10-03, 16:33
And so you should be!

Combat Wombat
28-10-03, 16:33
Hmmmmmmmmm

Charlie T..
29-10-03, 10:06
So much fun from such a simple pleasure!

Ste (In a Considerably better mood today)
29-10-03, 10:12
i think CT's just beaten one out

Padowan S (Running on fear)
29-10-03, 10:16
LOL!Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! I'm still having breakfast here, people!

Charlie T..
29-10-03, 10:56
Ste!Wash your mind out.