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Not to mention relatively inexpensive, too.
Tastes too powdery. Give me real mash anyday.
B@llox. They've taken off the case sensetivity!
Thanks. I get shown how to do this at least once a month.
I'll try again. Replace [" with "<"Clicky text here"
ahh bollox even I stuffed it up.
Or..... Copy and paste it, you lazy buggers!
[a fondle=http:<<www.whatever.com" target=#new#]Clicky text here[?a]Replace "[" with "<", "<<" with "//", "?" with "/", "fondle" with "href", "#" with """ and "Clicky text here" with "well and truly bodgered"Got it?"
JULIA (now Mrs Serge!)
...or you could type it in???
Or we could phone for a catalogue: 0113 234 6070.You do all know how to use a phone don't you?
Sorry, MB, I don't. Could you dial it for me?
Just done that. Right it's ringing up in Leeds. If you just jump on the Picadilly Line out to Hounslow you can speak to them.....
The posh bit though, Luke.
Marvin The Paranoid Bear
Marvin The Paranoid Bear
I did it! I did it!
Do forgive me this isn't to brag about London property prices just the opposite, in fact. But the £200 000 required to get that mansion wouldn't put you on the bottom rung of the property ladder in London. Not even Hounslow.
What half a million quid gets you in LondonUK house prices suck, i wanna buy a house, prices are far to high at the moment and dont wanna buy a negative equity, so im stuck at home,this is what £85,000 gets you in Canada, look at all the land, you even get a lake !Dan
New Zealand, bugger me thats cheapDan
Or you could already live in SW1. Nah, nah, nah!
good email address on that last email@example.com, I know it is very juvenile of me
That 1/2 million pad in London. read the not so small print and it's £3440 p/a ground rent and maintenance charges.Oh, and Marylebone High Street! Great for shopping if you want a cheap dose.
the flat in the london pick is the type of place skagheads in my area live, probably cost you £25,000 topsDan
back to Joe Browns. I got one of their catalogues without even asking for it...
John,How can we all do that?
I don't know. I didn't even want one - it just arrived in the post. If it was email, it'd be spam. As it's paper, it's just junk mail.
So, by not asking, we'll get one?Magnificent. Rightho I'm off now for a cup of tea. And to not ask.
John, maybe one of your friends thinks you need some fab clobber and they gave them your address.
Dan (www.thehorsesmouth.tk) Grey
Is nice stuff actually. Need some new clothes after the hamster/clothes consumption incident
I reckon it has to be something to do with BikeMagic. Or MBR. Or Parrot. They're the only bike related mailing lists that I can think I might be on. I don't think the 'fab clothes' will go with my grey hair though ;-)now, where've my leather jacket / black jeans / loud shirt gone?
cooky! *shirt ninja*
anyone notice the motorbike section? YZF-R1 for £0.00this mean we can get a free Yam?
hell it worked with the £100 KODAK CAMERASslap a order in cookyDan