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Milo Bloom
17-12-02, 12:46
... deserve the constant ribbing he gets on here. ;-)Merry Xmas.

Anne Brown
17-12-02, 12:53
...take it all the ribbing" to heart. I hope.;-)"

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 12:55
.... need all these people sucking up to him.

Guy Colborne
17-12-02, 12:57
...do this for the money and fame but purely for kicks.

Dear Domeo replies:
17-12-02, 12:57
skulk in the corner pretending to dance..

Matt Savage
17-12-02, 13:01
.... really exist.

Diane *GG*
17-12-02, 13:04
!First Father Christmas and now Cullen? It's just too much.You're very cruel Matt to do this at this time of year...

Anne Brown
17-12-02, 13:06
so Cullen = Father Christmas????

Matt Savage
17-12-02, 13:06
<evil cackle>

Cullen Ward
17-12-02, 13:07
Have you ever seen us together? Go figure...

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:07
Does that mean Cullen gives us presents at Christmas? Like say some Bikemagic stickers (I need at least 6 for all my bikes) if we ask nicely?

Diane *GG*
17-12-02, 13:08
You know, if you stick a white beard and red hat on that pic, the resemblance is quite scary...; )

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:10
BTW Diane, Dixie doesn't exist either....

Diane *GG*
17-12-02, 13:12
He eats an awful lot for something that doesn't exist...Bit like Father Christmas too then.*scared now*

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:12
But it is true that there are pixies living under your bed. Come to think of it their could be entire undiscovered civilisations living under all the clutter in your room.....

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:13
'He eats an awful lot for something that doesn't exist...Bit like Father Christmas too then.*scared now*'That my point. He's not a horse, he's a reindeer in disguise.

Anne Brown
17-12-02, 13:14
*** warnign too much info ***we do not want to know what you have been doing under Di's bed.thank you.

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:17
Nothing. Without the aid of a JCB I couldn't get under there......

Diane *GG*
17-12-02, 13:18
It's his fault- he opened the door when I told him not to. Anne - theres no more room under the bed with four guys already hiding under there.; )

Dave Carlson
17-12-02, 13:20
we do not want to know what you have been doing under Di's bed."Or on top of it..."

Anne Brown
17-12-02, 13:20
I suppose you have to hide the bodies somewhere.;-)

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:21
So thats what happens to your exes. You don't split up with them, they just lose their footing and get buried in the underbed strata.....

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:23
Dave - I can safely say I won't be doing anything on top of Dianes bed either. Largely because I'm not usre where that is. In fact I won't even go in her room due to the fact its seems to resemble a rockslide more than a bedroom.But I did help her with her stripping. And it got very hot and steamy I can tell you......

Dave Carlson
17-12-02, 13:25
*shudders*My living room looks more like a construction yard at the moment. More powertools than furniture.

Anne Brown
17-12-02, 13:28
Watch out where you sit then.;-)

Diane *GG*
17-12-02, 13:28
LolIt does kinda look like a landslide... but without the rocks.This is why I needed to buy a two bed place - too much stuff, too little space.*shrugs*

Anne Brown
17-12-02, 13:30
(glad no-ones seen my place)

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:30
Speaking of stripping, do you want some more hot action tommorrow night?

Diane *GG*
17-12-02, 13:31
: )Life's too short to worry about being tidy.

Matt Savage
17-12-02, 13:32
Di, We've got a 3 bed house with a good sized shed and still manage to have stuff everywhere. Somehow a few years ago when I left Loughborough I managed to fit everything I owned into a transit van. I'm sure I haven't payed for all of this clutter!

Dave Carlson
17-12-02, 13:35
Watch out where you sit then."Thanks for that piece of excelent advice Anne. That never occurred to me!We've just about got the skirting boards on now. Just the papering, painting and floor laying to do now..."

Diane *GG*
17-12-02, 13:35
Glad I'm not the only one then!Doc - I'll see what the guy who's coming tonight says - then decide whether to do more stripping before they start work.; )

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:35
You are all animals.....I have a little two bed house, loads of animals etc and a very limited amount of free time ATM, but I still manage to keep everything reasonable tidy** ie all jnk randomly shoved in cupboards, drawers, loft, under etc, but at least out of sight....

Diane *GG*
17-12-02, 13:36
Better go - lunch is over.: (Later.

Anne Brown
17-12-02, 13:36
Floor laying as well? Carpet or wood?

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:37
Bye.....Right she's gone. Lets break out the chocolates......

Dave Carlson
17-12-02, 13:38
Matt, your stuff expands to fill the space you buy. You could buy a mansion, and you'd still not have enough space. Did you see what my spare room was like? All the stuff in that house had fitted into one room at my parents house, and now there's not enough space in an entire house!

Anne Brown
17-12-02, 13:38
see you Di.Doc, do you like listening to Broadway musicals too?;-)

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:38
I'm thinking I should invite you all to my house for a weekend, if only to educate you all in the art of tidying up, and how it makes a small house seem much larger.....

JULIA (now Mrs Serge!)
17-12-02, 13:39
So you've been helping Di strip eh Doc!? ;) I got Serge to drive me to PCWorld just before we started going out..... ahhh, romantic days...

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:39
'Doc, do you like listening to Broadway musicals too?'?????????????????????????????????????????

Milo Bloom
17-12-02, 13:40
I'm thinking I should invite you all to my house for a weekend, if only to educate you all in the art of tidying up, and how it makes a small house seem much larger....."That'll be a yes to the musicals then, Anne...."

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:40
????????????

Milo Bloom
17-12-02, 13:41
... and possibly lurid dreams about Mr. Burns as well...

Dave Carlson
17-12-02, 13:41
Anne, wood. Carpet is too expensive for me at the moment. B&Q cheap laminate, and a big rug. Me and my Dad can fit it in a day, instead of paying smeone to fit a carpet for me. I can't get a cheap carpet, cos the room's more than 5m wide. If I join two bits, I effectively have to buy twice as much as I need, and have a huge piece left over.

Milo Bloom
17-12-02, 13:41
I think your keyboards bust Doc...

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:42
Julia. I didn't actually do any stripping. I just made the atmosphere really steamy. Diane did the stripping.

Matt Savage
17-12-02, 13:42
Doc, I'd rather you gave me a practical demonstration on tidying up. I've got a particularly messy office at the minute that needs a suit. (result of end of year panic trying to screw every last penny out of customers before christmas in the vague hope I may get some bonus this year!)

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:43
Not my keyboard Milo. I'm on one of my brothers housemates PC, with a dodgy German keyboard. All the keys are wrong....

JULIA (now Mrs Serge!)
17-12-02, 13:44
You just watched her strip!? That's not the way to woo a lady... You should have taken the steamer from her manfully and left her to look on lovingly, as she relaxed with tea and cake.

Milo Bloom
17-12-02, 13:44
I wondered what that accent was you were typing in...

JULIA (now Mrs Serge!)
17-12-02, 13:45
I could write for Mills & Boon..

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:45
'That's not the way to woo a lady'And when I find a lady all bear that in mind.....

Milo Bloom
17-12-02, 13:46
You should have taken the steamer from her manfully and left her to look on lovingly"....can't ..... type....... laughing.......... too .....much........."

JULIA (now Mrs Serge!)
17-12-02, 13:47
That's a bit mean. We all like a bit of woo-ing now and again.

JULIA (now Mrs Serge!)
17-12-02, 13:47
you are all such cynics!

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:47
Woo.There. Feel better?

JULIA (now Mrs Serge!)
17-12-02, 13:49
Oooh Doc! You make me weak at the knees.

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:50
Thats just cos I'm a lurve god.Stop laughing!

Milo Bloom
17-12-02, 13:50
That's just nausea, Julia.

Anne Brown
17-12-02, 13:50
Julia, he's tidy and he like musicals, I'm not sure that advice on wooing ladies is going to be of any use to him.;-)if you have advice on wooing laddies how ever we might all learn something.

Dave Carlson
17-12-02, 13:51
Lol Anne.

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:53
I'm not sure where the liking musicals bit came from.....

Dave Carlson
17-12-02, 13:55
Too much Sound of music" as a child perhaps?"

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:56
I hate musicals.

Anne Brown
17-12-02, 13:58
yeah, or Wizard of OZ"...Doc, do you have a friend called Dorothy?"

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 13:59
No I am not a friend of Dorothy......I know what you are implying.

Dave Carlson
17-12-02, 13:59
Anne, don't you mean a Friend"?"

Anne Brown
17-12-02, 14:00
LOL sorry Doc.

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 14:02
In any case I've been reliably informed that I have a girlfriend. The entire rest of my PGCE course seem to feel I must be sleeping with Jenny, the social rep. Their grounds for believing this is that we have been seen speaking to each on three whole occasions......

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 14:02
each other

Dave Carlson
17-12-02, 14:04
So are you then? And if not, why not?

Anne Brown
17-12-02, 14:05
ah hah, incontrovertable evidence to children of approximate age 8.:)

SloBoy Undercover
17-12-02, 14:05
Occasion 1: How about it ?Occasion 2: Ok - you're onOccasion 3: How was it for you ?See. It's plenty.

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 14:06
Well to be honest the thought never crossed my mind, but there is a damned good reason, and that is that she is way way too much like my ex-wife. Been there already thanks.......

Dave Carlson
17-12-02, 14:06
So not even a passing visit then?

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 14:07
No.

Adam (not at all posh) Stephens
17-12-02, 14:08
Aww, go on Doc.As someone once said to me Never pass on a sh@g, as you may be missing a good one".Wise advice."

Dr Dolittle - Currently in hiding. .......Or is it Chelmsford?
17-12-02, 14:10
Well in any case I'm not remotely interested in her. I'm much more interested in someone else. On which obvious but likely to get me in trouble type note I'll have to leave you cos I've got shopping to do.....

Mrs Trellis writes
17-12-02, 14:11
F*ckwit

Dave Carlson
17-12-02, 14:11
I wonder who that could be...

Anne Brown
17-12-02, 14:13
LOL you guys make it sound like she's been throwing herself on Doc and he's been figting her off.

Anne Brown
17-12-02, 14:14
Nick???

SloBoy Undercover
17-12-02, 14:20
Nick was definitely on a very bad brew last night or he's been trolled.

Anne Brown
17-12-02, 14:21
yeah, that's what I thought, it's not like him to comment like that.

Milo Bloom
17-12-02, 14:29
Do you think he's gone Fatbear"?"

Anne Brown
17-12-02, 14:31
LOL

Dave Carlson
17-12-02, 14:33
What, gone to Belgium?

Matt Savage
17-12-02, 14:42
Is there any greater punishment.... You are sentenced to 5 years in Belgium, with good behaviour this may be reduced to 3 years in Luxembourg""

SloBoy Undercover
17-12-02, 14:45
When I was nearly rich, my financial adviser was telling me to plan a trip to Belgium. Apparently it's a top place for avoiding capital gains tax. Still, steep price to pay, though - what ?I've been over in Belgium a couple of times recently, and I've seen no adverse effects. Arse !(So are we postulating Turette was Belgian then ?)

Space Hound Spot
17-12-02, 14:46
It could be worse, you could be sentanced to 5 years in Holland (with no Amsterdam access privelages of course, at least Belgium and Luxembourg have at least some hills!

Matt Savage
17-12-02, 14:48
Belgium has 2 things going for it...1. It's the only place outside the UK where you can get proper fat chips, even if they insist on drowning them in icky mayonaise2. Beer,..... mmmmmmmmOh and it's the HQ of the EU which I suppose makes it quite groovy.

Space Hound Spot
17-12-02, 14:49
Has a fairly good rep for chocolate!

Space Hound Spot
17-12-02, 14:50
Waits to see how long it takes Di to spot this one!

Space Hound Spot
17-12-02, 14:50
Now can I cheat and get to the 100 first?

Space Hound Spot
17-12-02, 14:51
5

Space Hound Spot
17-12-02, 14:51
4

Matt Savage
17-12-02, 14:51
2

Space Hound Spot
17-12-02, 14:51
3 and 2 combined as I got the countdown wrong

Cullen Ward
17-12-02, 14:52
100! LOL

Space Hound Spot
17-12-02, 14:52
100

Adam (not at all posh) Stephens
17-12-02, 14:52
100

Adam (not at all posh) Stephens
17-12-02, 14:52
Ar$e.

Cullen Ward
17-12-02, 14:53
Thanks lads, I feel better now

Space Hound Spot
17-12-02, 14:53
ARSE but I guess Cullen does deserve it as he's the fecking administrator and its a thread about him!

Cullen Ward
17-12-02, 14:54
He's not the administrator, he's a very naughty boy!

Space Hound Spot
17-12-02, 14:55
wanders off and deficates in a corner of Cullens small cubicle!

SloBoy Undercover
17-12-02, 15:02
That's ok as long as it's not the corner he dances in - else it'll all get trodden into the carpet

Beckers ....(...therapy comes in many flavours...)
17-12-02, 15:06
<Cullen doesn't> take no steeenkin' sheeet of no steeeenkin' trolls""

Space Hound Spot
17-12-02, 15:07
Troll, me never! For one thing I would have a clue how to!

nick cummins
17-12-02, 15:08
Beckers!no work, dear

nick cummins
17-12-02, 15:10
I note, with interest, some comments attributed to me. Hence the name change back to me (if you see what I mean)

Dave Carlson
17-12-02, 15:12
Err... no, not really. Can you explain, for the slightly slower amongst us? (Me!)

SloBoy Undercover
17-12-02, 15:16
One of my colleagues refers to Subtitles for the hard of thinking" - it was funny the first time ..."

Beckers ....(...therapy comes in many flavours...)
17-12-02, 15:18
piggin' internet connection has been down all day 'till now. I've never had to work so hard as this morning in all my life

Anne Brown
17-12-02, 15:21
So Nick did someone troll you or are you having a bad day?

nick cummins
17-12-02, 15:23
Lesson 1.close applications when not at desk.

Dave Carlson
17-12-02, 15:24
Ahhh, a helpful colleague, assisting you with slacking while away from the desk. Am I getting warmer?

Anne Brown
17-12-02, 15:30
next time (s)he's away from their desk a little email sent off to the right person can end with hillarious results.

nick cummins
17-12-02, 15:32
I'm waaaaay ahead of you Anne. :)

JULIA (now Mrs Serge!)
17-12-02, 15:32
If I ever turn up on BM with braces on my teeth and smelling of cheese & onion - take it as read that it probably isn't really me.(Just in case)

Anne Brown
17-12-02, 15:34
wondered what that smell was...Excellent Nick. ;-)